thexfactor
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alright, when you're dancing, is it always appropriate to allow the girl to feel your hard-on? or should you resist so she won't think you're a straighup perv?
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Originally posted by thexfactor
dancing boners
HaHaHaHaOriginally posted by Big Eee Zee
Is it just me, or does anyone else find this hilarious. The images it conjures are just indescribable.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Originally posted by Avon
Saw the Dancing Boners live once, they rocked.
first, i hadn't even thought of it like that when i wrote the name of the thread, that's freaking hilarious, heheheheOriginally posted by Big Eee Zee
Is it just me, or does anyone else find this hilarious. The images it conjures are just indescribable.
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
I actually saw a painting in the Detroit inst of arts...one which shows " A wedding dance" and guess what everyone of the guys there were shoen with boners..Originally posted by Big Eee Zee
Is it just me, or does anyone else find this hilarious. The images it conjures are just indescribable.
Yes. A bad feeling, yet a good one at the same time....:yes:Originally posted by The_Shezzler
:crackup: u gotta get a hard on - just fcuking kills when they rub up and then down right across your bell-end with their jeans against your jeans
Ouchees - but still awesome hehe
Sarge on..
Try just a traditional club, that plays cheesy pop music.Originally posted by gimmeyofonenumba
-oh and btw, when yall go to clubs are alot of other people out there grinding? sometimes i go to theese drum and bass clubs(im sure you uk'ers are familiar) and there is never much grinding goin on. You kinda have to be the first person to initiate it on the dance floor, and you end up lookin like a perv. How are trance/house/top 40 clubs when it comes to pervy dancing?
Yea, drum & bass nights are alot like rock concerts or something. people aren't reall there to pull, rather take drugs/dance and have a good time.Originally posted by gimmeyofonenumba
If the girl has no ass, i cant get a hard on. One time at a club i went up to this real thin chick, like a 8 face. I grabbed her hips and started dancing. I had to like force hard on, eventually when the semi hard on came, im sure she could feel it, but at the same time i was running the back of my palm down her arm, and she said"calm down!" not sure if it was the boner or if it was me rubbing her.
-oh and btw, when yall go to clubs are alot of other people out there grinding? sometimes i go to theese drum and bass clubs(im sure you uk'ers are familiar) and there is never much grinding goin on. You kinda have to be the first person to initiate it on the dance floor, and you end up lookin like a perv. How are trance/house/top 40 clubs when it comes to pervy dancing?
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.