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So with prom coming up, I'm a little worried. I don't really know how to dance........... What can I do?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Cassanova_Child
Don Juan
wikipedia, youtube, take lessons, and if all else fails watch Hitch, Will Smith gives a decent lesson if you're desperate and need something to fall back on. (should be a required movie for all aspiring DJs anyway)
just dont sweat it; most people can't dance. they've just got the balls to make the **** they do look good and come off as planned.
just dont sweat it; most people can't dance. they've just got the balls to make the **** they do look good and come off as planned.
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thanks!
eaglez1177
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Dude all you gotta know how to do is just grind. Thats the only thing that goes on at any highschool dance or prom. You dont need to watch hitch or learn a bunch of fancy moves, cuz then your just puttin urself at risk to be embarassed in front of a bunch of ppl.
Just go on google or watch youtube videos on how to grind, its really easy to learn. Then, just kinda practice the motions in your room like your grinding up against a girls ass. Its pretty much just moving your hips in like a circle motion and/or moving with the rhythm of the girl's ass.
IMPORTANT NOTE: DO NOT feel discouraged, embarassed, weird, or anything if you pop a boner when you grind with a girl. This is completely normal, and happens to all of us. Just keep on moving with her and stick your boner right in her ass, trust me, shes gonna like it cuz she knows shes doin a good job. DO NOT start to move your d*ck away from her ass or move back from her or anything of the sort. Just keep on dancing and enjoy yourself.
Just go on google or watch youtube videos on how to grind, its really easy to learn. Then, just kinda practice the motions in your room like your grinding up against a girls ass. Its pretty much just moving your hips in like a circle motion and/or moving with the rhythm of the girl's ass.
IMPORTANT NOTE: DO NOT feel discouraged, embarassed, weird, or anything if you pop a boner when you grind with a girl. This is completely normal, and happens to all of us. Just keep on moving with her and stick your boner right in her ass, trust me, shes gonna like it cuz she knows shes doin a good job. DO NOT start to move your d*ck away from her ass or move back from her or anything of the sort. Just keep on dancing and enjoy yourself.
Cassanova_Child
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he asked about dancing lol, I assumed he could/can grind, seeing how its the most common thing that goes on. I was more answering for those times when he might actually need to pop a nice move, or something.eaglez1177 said:Dude all you gotta know how to do is just grind. Thats the only thing that goes on at any highschool dance or prom. You dont need to watch hitch or learn a bunch of fancy moves, cuz then your just puttin urself at risk to be embarassed in front of a bunch of ppl.
Just go on google or watch youtube videos on how to grind, its really easy to learn. Then, just kinda practice the motions in your room like your grinding up against a girls ass. Its pretty much just moving your hips in like a circle motion and/or moving with the rhythm of the girl's ass.
IMPORTANT NOTE: DO NOT feel discouraged, embarassed, weird, or anything if you pop a boner when you grind with a girl. This is completely normal, and happens to all of us. Just keep on moving with her and stick your boner right in her ass, trust me, shes gonna like it cuz she knows shes doin a good job. DO NOT start to move your d*ck away from her ass or move back from her or anything of the sort. Just keep on dancing and enjoy yourself.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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He also said he didnt know how to dance, and grinding is dancing, so I wouldnt assume anything.
That's pretty much it. I can speak from experience as this latter part happened to me over Christmas. I was scared sh*tless at first but I figured what the hell and didn't pull away. It turned out alright, so yeah, do that.eaglez1177 said:Dude all you gotta know how to do is just grind. Thats the only thing that goes on at any highschool dance or prom. You dont need to watch hitch or learn a bunch of fancy moves, cuz then your just puttin urself at risk to be embarassed in front of a bunch of ppl.
Just go on google or watch youtube videos on how to grind, its really easy to learn. Then, just kinda practice the motions in your room like your grinding up against a girls ass. Its pretty much just moving your hips in like a circle motion and/or moving with the rhythm of the girl's ass.
IMPORTANT NOTE: DO NOT feel discouraged, embarassed, weird, or anything if you pop a boner when you grind with a girl. This is completely normal, and happens to all of us. Just keep on moving with her and stick your boner right in her ass, trust me, shes gonna like it cuz she knows shes doin a good job. DO NOT start to move your d*ck away from her ass or move back from her or anything of the sort. Just keep on dancing and enjoy yourself.