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So with prom coming up, I'm a little worried. I don't really know how to dance........... What can I do?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Cassanova_Child
Don Juan
wikipedia, youtube, take lessons, and if all else fails watch Hitch, Will Smith gives a decent lesson if you're desperate and need something to fall back on. (should be a required movie for all aspiring DJs anyway)
just dont sweat it; most people can't dance. they've just got the balls to make the **** they do look good and come off as planned.
just dont sweat it; most people can't dance. they've just got the balls to make the **** they do look good and come off as planned.
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thanks!
eaglez1177
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Dude all you gotta know how to do is just grind. Thats the only thing that goes on at any highschool dance or prom. You dont need to watch hitch or learn a bunch of fancy moves, cuz then your just puttin urself at risk to be embarassed in front of a bunch of ppl.
Just go on google or watch youtube videos on how to grind, its really easy to learn. Then, just kinda practice the motions in your room like your grinding up against a girls ass. Its pretty much just moving your hips in like a circle motion and/or moving with the rhythm of the girl's ass.
IMPORTANT NOTE: DO NOT feel discouraged, embarassed, weird, or anything if you pop a boner when you grind with a girl. This is completely normal, and happens to all of us. Just keep on moving with her and stick your boner right in her ass, trust me, shes gonna like it cuz she knows shes doin a good job. DO NOT start to move your d*ck away from her ass or move back from her or anything of the sort. Just keep on dancing and enjoy yourself.
Just go on google or watch youtube videos on how to grind, its really easy to learn. Then, just kinda practice the motions in your room like your grinding up against a girls ass. Its pretty much just moving your hips in like a circle motion and/or moving with the rhythm of the girl's ass.
IMPORTANT NOTE: DO NOT feel discouraged, embarassed, weird, or anything if you pop a boner when you grind with a girl. This is completely normal, and happens to all of us. Just keep on moving with her and stick your boner right in her ass, trust me, shes gonna like it cuz she knows shes doin a good job. DO NOT start to move your d*ck away from her ass or move back from her or anything of the sort. Just keep on dancing and enjoy yourself.
Cassanova_Child
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he asked about dancing lol, I assumed he could/can grind, seeing how its the most common thing that goes on. I was more answering for those times when he might actually need to pop a nice move, or something.eaglez1177 said:Dude all you gotta know how to do is just grind. Thats the only thing that goes on at any highschool dance or prom. You dont need to watch hitch or learn a bunch of fancy moves, cuz then your just puttin urself at risk to be embarassed in front of a bunch of ppl.
Just go on google or watch youtube videos on how to grind, its really easy to learn. Then, just kinda practice the motions in your room like your grinding up against a girls ass. Its pretty much just moving your hips in like a circle motion and/or moving with the rhythm of the girl's ass.
IMPORTANT NOTE: DO NOT feel discouraged, embarassed, weird, or anything if you pop a boner when you grind with a girl. This is completely normal, and happens to all of us. Just keep on moving with her and stick your boner right in her ass, trust me, shes gonna like it cuz she knows shes doin a good job. DO NOT start to move your d*ck away from her ass or move back from her or anything of the sort. Just keep on dancing and enjoy yourself.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
eaglez1177
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He also said he didnt know how to dance, and grinding is dancing, so I wouldnt assume anything.
That's pretty much it. I can speak from experience as this latter part happened to me over Christmas. I was scared sh*tless at first but I figured what the hell and didn't pull away. It turned out alright, so yeah, do that.eaglez1177 said:Dude all you gotta know how to do is just grind. Thats the only thing that goes on at any highschool dance or prom. You dont need to watch hitch or learn a bunch of fancy moves, cuz then your just puttin urself at risk to be embarassed in front of a bunch of ppl.
Just go on google or watch youtube videos on how to grind, its really easy to learn. Then, just kinda practice the motions in your room like your grinding up against a girls ass. Its pretty much just moving your hips in like a circle motion and/or moving with the rhythm of the girl's ass.
IMPORTANT NOTE: DO NOT feel discouraged, embarassed, weird, or anything if you pop a boner when you grind with a girl. This is completely normal, and happens to all of us. Just keep on moving with her and stick your boner right in her ass, trust me, shes gonna like it cuz she knows shes doin a good job. DO NOT start to move your d*ck away from her ass or move back from her or anything of the sort. Just keep on dancing and enjoy yourself.