So i'm throwing a big dance party at my place, cause my friend thinks my place is a nice party house, and he's inviting so many HBs it's pretty crazy. We're setting it up he's staying the night at my house, and we're just gonna chill, but the problem is i can't even dance. These HBs freak dance and grind, and stuff. What am i suppose to do with that? HELP!
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She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
DanceParty at my place, but i cant dance.......
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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ah this is exelent!!!
what you do is use this as an advantage.
tell the girls, "i cant even ****ing dance and this is my dance party" lol "can you teach me??"
this would be so funny and women would feel sory for you - just play it cool - you are the party organiser.
think old school - great film - the guy is made a legend cause of what he doesnt do rather than what he does do!!
hope this helps, pm me if you need any more advice bro
what you do is use this as an advantage.
tell the girls, "i cant even ****ing dance and this is my dance party" lol "can you teach me??"
this would be so funny and women would feel sory for you - just play it cool - you are the party organiser.
think old school - great film - the guy is made a legend cause of what he doesnt do rather than what he does do!!
hope this helps, pm me if you need any more advice bro
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As a rule, try to be low-key. Don't feel you have to pull off as these crazy flashy moves. Unless you're a trained dancer, odds are you'll look spazzy. There's nothing wrong with dancing a bit generically.
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Here you go bro: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd3p0K8KCLI
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Have you ever thrown a party?
I'd say you haven't.
When you are the host you are the MAN. You will hear your name called every five seconds, "rint where can I put my bag?" "rint, can I put the beer in the fridge?" "rint, do you have scissors?" "rint, where is the closest shop?" "rint rint rint." That's all you'll hear all night.
Make sure your music is quality.
If you don't already have some cool art or features get em.
Make your bedroom the "private function" room where the elite of the party hang.
Don't worry about dancing. Be the host. Cruise your pad and make sure every person is having fun.
You can be the MAN without dancing.
JJ
EDIT: Sorry, just realised you are 15...
I'd say you haven't.
When you are the host you are the MAN. You will hear your name called every five seconds, "rint where can I put my bag?" "rint, can I put the beer in the fridge?" "rint, do you have scissors?" "rint, where is the closest shop?" "rint rint rint." That's all you'll hear all night.
Make sure your music is quality.
If you don't already have some cool art or features get em.
Make your bedroom the "private function" room where the elite of the party hang.
Don't worry about dancing. Be the host. Cruise your pad and make sure every person is having fun.
You can be the MAN without dancing.
JJ
EDIT: Sorry, just realised you are 15...
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Bend the hors over and treat them like the hors that they are!!!! I don't comprehend your dilemma!!!!! This has nothing to do with dancing!!
Merely keep in Rhythm with the bass - the deepest sound!!!
Merely keep in Rhythm with the bass - the deepest sound!!!
that's really true. Modern dancing doesn't involve much skill -- unless you want to get really fancy. But getting fancy isn't necessary to participate. Just get into it and don't be afraid to look a little silly. (if you do something that other people start to laugh at, just smile to acknowledge that you know you're not the best)
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Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.