"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Im 18 my g/f is 16. Last night was my senior prom and me and my girlfriend stayed over a friends house. My g.f is a virgin and i am too but i dont think she knows that i am. We were both pretty drunk when she says to me "you wanna have sex" and Im like "yeah" so I get her turned on by fingering her and giving her oral but i dont think i got her wet enough... problem was I couldnt get my dong in her - she ways like 95lbs and is really tight and it hurts her when I finger her with two fingers. I think I should have got her more loose by turning her on for alot longer, but i feel like such a retard... I tryed several times to fit it in but i couldnt, but i was really pretty drunk and we were in a small dark space with a small blanket over us that we couldnt take off so I couldnt get her legs up really for missionary position. Anyway after i try to get it in she says to me "I dont think im ready yet, im sorry" I was thinking damn what the f*ck. Luckily, i think she thinks it was her fault that the sex didnt work out. Any way WTF is wrong with me? is it that hard to but your d*ck in a chick. I need like an idiots guide for sex.

Next time i try..
1. I wont be drunk
2. ill turn her on for a good 30 minutes before and get her real wet
3. ill be alone with her


what else am i doing wrng PLEASE HELp
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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We already told you.

Your either too mature, or she is going to have to go through the pain.
 
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Why are you posting this same **** again?
 
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svarog said:
Be careful, if youre in USA 18 and 16 is illegal
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Not in some states.

Either way, its fvcking retarded. God bless CANADA.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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you do understand that its not her fault and its not your fault.
shes a virgin and she is going to have to endure the pain of having her cherry popped and have alot of sex with you before any dong will ever fit right in there.

this is not a problem, you should be boosting that you were lucky enough to find the only virgin left on earth.

take things slower and stop thinking it is a problem . relax.
 
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It took me 3 goes back when I had a GF and we were both virgins, and i'm not even large. It WILL go in, the decision is on her if she wants to endure the pain or not.

She'll get more and more eager to just do it, and eventually it will work.

Don't rush anything, and don't be a ****head and make her feel that she's doing anything wrong. Just wait, keep turning her on, and it'll happen naturally.
 
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Right man. What you wanna do is lie her down, spit on her vagina, aim your **** and ram it ball deep. It will be a similar sensation of taking off a plaster quickly.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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OrioleMagic said:
Try @nal, that might be a looser fit. :crackup:
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dont tell him that, cause he might not know you are joking.

it is never ever ever a looser fit
 
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thanks alot everyone
 
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Hung like a baby boy.












9 pounds 8 oz, 24":crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 
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theNEWDJ said:
My g.f is a virgin and i am too but i dont think she knows that i am. We were both pretty drunk when she says to me "you wanna have sex"
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You are either still drunk or delusional - a virgin doesn't make such a sudden exclamation "Hey, do you want to have sex?"

Get real kid - she is a two-finger hor!!!!!!!!!!!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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dude, it really happened, she thinks she in love with me or something
 
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