"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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d*ck wont fit

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Im 18 my g/f is 16. Last night was my senior prom and me and my girlfriend stayed over a friends house. My g.f is a virgin and i am too but i dont think she knows that i am. We were both pretty drunk when she says to me "you wanna have sex" and Im like "yeah" so I get her turned on by fingering her and giving her oral but i dont think i got her wet enough... problem was I couldnt get my dong in her - she ways like 95lbs and is really tight and it hurts her when I finger her with two fingers. I think I should have got her more loose by turning her on for alot longer, but i feel like such a retard... I tryed several times to fit it in but i couldnt, but i was really pretty drunk and we were in a small dark space with a small blanket over us that we couldnt take off so I couldnt get her legs up really for missionary position. Anyway after i try to get it in she says to me "I dont think im ready yet, im sorry" I was thinking damn what the f*ck. Luckily, i think she thinks it was her fault that the sex didnt work out. Any way WTF is wrong with me? is it that hard to but your d*ck in a chick. I need like an idiots guide for sex.

Next time i try..
1. I wont be drunk
2. ill turn her on for a good 30 minutes before and get her real wet
3. ill be alone with her


what else am i doing wrng PLEASE HELp
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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We already told you.

Your either too mature, or she is going to have to go through the pain.
 
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Why are you posting this same **** again?
 
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svarog said:
Be careful, if youre in USA 18 and 16 is illegal
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Not in some states.

Either way, its fvcking retarded. God bless CANADA.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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you do understand that its not her fault and its not your fault.
shes a virgin and she is going to have to endure the pain of having her cherry popped and have alot of sex with you before any dong will ever fit right in there.

this is not a problem, you should be boosting that you were lucky enough to find the only virgin left on earth.

take things slower and stop thinking it is a problem . relax.
 
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It took me 3 goes back when I had a GF and we were both virgins, and i'm not even large. It WILL go in, the decision is on her if she wants to endure the pain or not.

She'll get more and more eager to just do it, and eventually it will work.

Don't rush anything, and don't be a ****head and make her feel that she's doing anything wrong. Just wait, keep turning her on, and it'll happen naturally.
 
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Right man. What you wanna do is lie her down, spit on her vagina, aim your **** and ram it ball deep. It will be a similar sensation of taking off a plaster quickly.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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OrioleMagic said:
Try @nal, that might be a looser fit. :crackup:
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dont tell him that, cause he might not know you are joking.

it is never ever ever a looser fit
 
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thanks alot everyone
 
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Hung like a baby boy.












9 pounds 8 oz, 24":crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 
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theNEWDJ said:
My g.f is a virgin and i am too but i dont think she knows that i am. We were both pretty drunk when she says to me "you wanna have sex"
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You are either still drunk or delusional - a virgin doesn't make such a sudden exclamation "Hey, do you want to have sex?"

Get real kid - she is a two-finger hor!!!!!!!!!!!
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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dude, it really happened, she thinks she in love with me or something
 
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