"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Im 18 my g/f is 16. Last night was my senior prom and me and my girlfriend stayed over a friends house. My g.f is a virgin and i am too but i dont think she knows that i am. We were both pretty drunk when she says to me "you wanna have sex" and Im like "yeah" so I get her turned on by fingering her and giving her oral but i dont think i got her wet enough... problem was I couldnt get my dong in her - she ways like 95lbs and is really tight and it hurts her when I finger her with two fingers. I think I should have got her more loose by turning her on for alot longer, but i feel like such a retard... I tryed several times to fit it in but i couldnt, but i was really pretty drunk and we were in a small dark space with a small blanket over us that we couldnt take off so I couldnt get her legs up really for missionary position. Anyway after i try to get it in she says to me "I dont think im ready yet, im sorry" I was thinking damn what the f*ck. Luckily, i think she thinks it was her fault that the sex didnt work out. Any way WTF is wrong with me? is it that hard to but your d*ck in a chick. I need like an idiots guide for sex.

Next time i try..
1. I wont be drunk
2. ill turn her on for a good 30 minutes before and get her real wet
3. ill be alone with her


what else am i doing wrng PLEASE HELp
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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We already told you.

Your either too mature, or she is going to have to go through the pain.
 
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Why are you posting this same **** again?
 
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svarog said:
Be careful, if youre in USA 18 and 16 is illegal
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Not in some states.

Either way, its fvcking retarded. God bless CANADA.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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you do understand that its not her fault and its not your fault.
shes a virgin and she is going to have to endure the pain of having her cherry popped and have alot of sex with you before any dong will ever fit right in there.

this is not a problem, you should be boosting that you were lucky enough to find the only virgin left on earth.

take things slower and stop thinking it is a problem . relax.
 
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It took me 3 goes back when I had a GF and we were both virgins, and i'm not even large. It WILL go in, the decision is on her if she wants to endure the pain or not.

She'll get more and more eager to just do it, and eventually it will work.

Don't rush anything, and don't be a ****head and make her feel that she's doing anything wrong. Just wait, keep turning her on, and it'll happen naturally.
 
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Right man. What you wanna do is lie her down, spit on her vagina, aim your **** and ram it ball deep. It will be a similar sensation of taking off a plaster quickly.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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OrioleMagic said:
Try @nal, that might be a looser fit. :crackup:
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dont tell him that, cause he might not know you are joking.

it is never ever ever a looser fit
 
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thanks alot everyone
 
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Hung like a baby boy.












9 pounds 8 oz, 24":crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 
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theNEWDJ said:
My g.f is a virgin and i am too but i dont think she knows that i am. We were both pretty drunk when she says to me "you wanna have sex"
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You are either still drunk or delusional - a virgin doesn't make such a sudden exclamation "Hey, do you want to have sex?"

Get real kid - she is a two-finger hor!!!!!!!!!!!
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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dude, it really happened, she thinks she in love with me or something
 
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