"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
cumming in a girls mouth
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I've never had one spit it out. I usually warn a girl when I'm about to cumm if it's her first time giving me head. Either she'll stop and use her hand to finish me off, or she'll keep going and swallow it.eko said:
If she's type #2, I don't warn her during subsequent BJ's because I know she doesn't mind swallowing scuz. If she's type #1, I'll warn her the next couple times then try to talk her into swallowing.
Metaphysical
Senior Don Juan
good jobeko said:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
-HPNOTIQ-
Master Don Juan
Damage and Flex got it right on. Give her a lil warning before you bust.
SmoothTalker
Master Don Juan
However I don't think I'd be too happy if a girl spit on me (hasn't happened yet).
Tha Realnezz
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lucky you...
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
My philosophy is that any girl who does not like swallowing does not like you enough. Find a girl who does.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
I.A.F.Y.B.
Master Don Juan
thedeparted
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
I once had a gf, after a night of us drinking at a strip bar, who later practically yelled out during sex, "I want you to cvm on my face and call me a fvcking wh0re!!!"
That way is fun once in a while, or if you are taking pictures, but cvmming in a girl's mouth who swallows is still by far my favorite way, something about the suction.
Phoenix_of_the_ashes
Master Don Juan
Phoenix_of_the_ashes
Master Don Juan
Ever licked *****? Nuff said.Phyzzle said: