"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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A girl was giving me head for the first time (between us, not the first time for either of us)... but I came in her mouth without any warning signals. she got up right after and spit it out and was like yuck... Is this bad?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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eko said:
A girl was giving me head for the first time (between us, not the first time for either of us)... but I came in her mouth without any warning signals. she got up right after and spit it out and was like yuck... Is this bad?
I've never had one spit it out. I usually warn a girl when I'm about to cumm if it's her first time giving me head. Either she'll stop and use her hand to finish me off, or she'll keep going and swallow it.

If she's type #2, I don't warn her during subsequent BJ's because I know she doesn't mind swallowing scuz. If she's type #1, I'll warn her the next couple times then try to talk her into swallowing.
 

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eko said:
A girl was giving me head for the first time (between us, not the first time for either of us)... but I came in her mouth without any warning signals. she got up right after and spit it out and was like yuck... Is this bad?
Bad? That my friend, is beautiful. *tear*
 

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eko said:
A girl was giving me head for the first time (between us, not the first time for either of us)... but I came in her mouth without any warning signals. she got up right after and spit it out and was like yuck... Is this bad?
good job :up:
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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hahaha hilarious...ahhhh to be young and naive again....

Damage and Flex got it right on. Give her a lil warning before you bust.
 

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Strictly physically it shouldn't make a difference if she spits as long as you're still in her mouth while cumming.

However I don't think I'd be too happy if a girl spit on me (hasn't happened yet).
 

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Sell her on swallowing because of the nutritional benefit.
 

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i dont even *** from head anymore...:down: lucky you...
 

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Swallowing is a big deal to me. It's my favorite way to cvm. I like it a lot.

My philosophy is that any girl who does not like swallowing does not like you enough. Find a girl who does.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Bible_Belt said:
Swallowing is a big deal to me. It's my favorite way to cvm. I like it a lot.

My philosophy is that any girl who does not like swallowing does not like you enough. Find a girl who does.
spot on
 

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Is this bad? let's put it this way. there are worse problems for men to have.
 

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I've also heard that swallowing gets it out of the mouth faster. Could be wrong, though.
 

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I've done that before. Most don't like the tast of cvm. Especially, if you drink beer. [I heard it makes it taste worse.] Next, time just warn her. I've been able to get girls let me cvm all over their face and t!ts. It's just as satisfying for me.
 

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tell her there is a fine for spitting :cool:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I've been able to get girls let me cvm all over their face and t!ts.

I once had a gf, after a night of us drinking at a strip bar, who later practically yelled out during sex, "I want you to cvm on my face and call me a fvcking wh0re!!!"

That way is fun once in a while, or if you are taking pictures, but cvmming in a girl's mouth who swallows is still by far my favorite way, something about the suction.
 

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You're basically asking her to swallow mucus (snot).

It's like blowing your nose, except blowing your d!ck.
 
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