"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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A girl was giving me head for the first time (between us, not the first time for either of us)... but I came in her mouth without any warning signals. she got up right after and spit it out and was like yuck... Is this bad?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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eko said:
A girl was giving me head for the first time (between us, not the first time for either of us)... but I came in her mouth without any warning signals. she got up right after and spit it out and was like yuck... Is this bad?
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I've never had one spit it out. I usually warn a girl when I'm about to cumm if it's her first time giving me head. Either she'll stop and use her hand to finish me off, or she'll keep going and swallow it.

If she's type #2, I don't warn her during subsequent BJ's because I know she doesn't mind swallowing scuz. If she's type #1, I'll warn her the next couple times then try to talk her into swallowing.
 
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eko said:
A girl was giving me head for the first time (between us, not the first time for either of us)... but I came in her mouth without any warning signals. she got up right after and spit it out and was like yuck... Is this bad?
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Bad? That my friend, is beautiful. *tear*
 
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eko said:
A girl was giving me head for the first time (between us, not the first time for either of us)... but I came in her mouth without any warning signals. she got up right after and spit it out and was like yuck... Is this bad?
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good job :up:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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hahaha hilarious...ahhhh to be young and naive again....

Damage and Flex got it right on. Give her a lil warning before you bust.
 
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Strictly physically it shouldn't make a difference if she spits as long as you're still in her mouth while cumming.

However I don't think I'd be too happy if a girl spit on me (hasn't happened yet).
 
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Sell her on swallowing because of the nutritional benefit.
 
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i dont even *** from head anymore...:down: lucky you...
 
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Swallowing is a big deal to me. It's my favorite way to cvm. I like it a lot.

My philosophy is that any girl who does not like swallowing does not like you enough. Find a girl who does.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Bible_Belt said:
Swallowing is a big deal to me. It's my favorite way to cvm. I like it a lot.

My philosophy is that any girl who does not like swallowing does not like you enough. Find a girl who does.
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spot on
 
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Is this bad? let's put it this way. there are worse problems for men to have.
 
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I've also heard that swallowing gets it out of the mouth faster. Could be wrong, though.
 
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I've done that before. Most don't like the tast of cvm. Especially, if you drink beer. [I heard it makes it taste worse.] Next, time just warn her. I've been able to get girls let me cvm all over their face and t!ts. It's just as satisfying for me.
 
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tell her there is a fine for spitting :cool:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I've been able to get girls let me cvm all over their face and t!ts.

I once had a gf, after a night of us drinking at a strip bar, who later practically yelled out during sex, "I want you to cvm on my face and call me a fvcking wh0re!!!"

That way is fun once in a while, or if you are taking pictures, but cvmming in a girl's mouth who swallows is still by far my favorite way, something about the suction.
 
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You're basically asking her to swallow mucus (snot).

It's like blowing your nose, except blowing your d!ck.
 
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