"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Cows and Tattoos

bmp2cpm

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I have to agree with Des on this one. Overweight women with tattoos are 10 times less attractive to me than overweight women without tattoos. It's a huge turn off. It's like a guy with a big beer belly wearing a super-tight cold gear under armor shirt. It's just wrong.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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jimjam

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Years ago, I was hooked on drugs, alkie, loser. I have worked hard to remove myself from that stigma. I did 107 push ups the other day. I work HARD to keep myself in shape and to be the best that
I can be. And I do it for myself, not for what some c**ze or what whover else may think.

It pisses me off to no end when these women expect you to fall all over them just because they're a woman---no matter what they may look like. I can understand someone with a legitimate problem that causes wait gain. Okay. But most of these women are lazy and entitled. It's all one huge turnoff. They think they deserve the world. But as we all know, you only deserve what you own. Fvck anyone who caters to these people---man or woman.
 

jimjam

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Whoops...you only deserve what you EARN
 

sodbuster

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Well, they've heard for years that men are just a non-thinking d!ck.... and those few who are, manage to reinforce that stereotype. IF she wasn't getting ANY d!ck, she'd maybe lose the weight.....
 

Maximummax

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Atom Smasher said:
I just heard the National Weather Service names each of her farts.
Scientist have confirmed that Veggie eating Dinasaurs are responsible for Global warming
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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MatureDJ

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Atom Smasher said:
I just heard the National Weather Service names each of her farts.
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 
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