"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Cows and Tattoos

bmp2cpm

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I have to agree with Des on this one. Overweight women with tattoos are 10 times less attractive to me than overweight women without tattoos. It's a huge turn off. It's like a guy with a big beer belly wearing a super-tight cold gear under armor shirt. It's just wrong.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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jimjam

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Years ago, I was hooked on drugs, alkie, loser. I have worked hard to remove myself from that stigma. I did 107 push ups the other day. I work HARD to keep myself in shape and to be the best that
I can be. And I do it for myself, not for what some c**ze or what whover else may think.

It pisses me off to no end when these women expect you to fall all over them just because they're a woman---no matter what they may look like. I can understand someone with a legitimate problem that causes wait gain. Okay. But most of these women are lazy and entitled. It's all one huge turnoff. They think they deserve the world. But as we all know, you only deserve what you own. Fvck anyone who caters to these people---man or woman.
 

jimjam

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Whoops...you only deserve what you EARN
 

sodbuster

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Well, they've heard for years that men are just a non-thinking d!ck.... and those few who are, manage to reinforce that stereotype. IF she wasn't getting ANY d!ck, she'd maybe lose the weight.....
 

Maximummax

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Atom Smasher said:
I just heard the National Weather Service names each of her farts.
Scientist have confirmed that Veggie eating Dinasaurs are responsible for Global warming
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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MatureDJ

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Atom Smasher said:
I just heard the National Weather Service names each of her farts.
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 
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