"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Cows and Tattoos

bmp2cpm

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I have to agree with Des on this one. Overweight women with tattoos are 10 times less attractive to me than overweight women without tattoos. It's a huge turn off. It's like a guy with a big beer belly wearing a super-tight cold gear under armor shirt. It's just wrong.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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jimjam

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Years ago, I was hooked on drugs, alkie, loser. I have worked hard to remove myself from that stigma. I did 107 push ups the other day. I work HARD to keep myself in shape and to be the best that
I can be. And I do it for myself, not for what some c**ze or what whover else may think.

It pisses me off to no end when these women expect you to fall all over them just because they're a woman---no matter what they may look like. I can understand someone with a legitimate problem that causes wait gain. Okay. But most of these women are lazy and entitled. It's all one huge turnoff. They think they deserve the world. But as we all know, you only deserve what you own. Fvck anyone who caters to these people---man or woman.
 

jimjam

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Whoops...you only deserve what you EARN
 

sodbuster

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Well, they've heard for years that men are just a non-thinking d!ck.... and those few who are, manage to reinforce that stereotype. IF she wasn't getting ANY d!ck, she'd maybe lose the weight.....
 

Maximummax

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Atom Smasher said:
I just heard the National Weather Service names each of her farts.
Scientist have confirmed that Veggie eating Dinasaurs are responsible for Global warming
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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MatureDJ

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Atom Smasher said:
I just heard the National Weather Service names each of her farts.
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 
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