"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Cool ways to answer the phone
- Thread starter Mitza
- Start date
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Mandiblard
Senior Don Juan
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
jiào nǐ shēng háizi méi pìgu yǎn (S: 叫你生孩子没屁股眼, T: 叫你生孩子沒屁股眼) = literally, "May your child be born with an imperforate anus"; sometimes méi pìgu yǎn (S: 没屁股眼, T: 沒屁股眼) is used as an epithet similar to "damned"
THE_ADDMAN
Master Don Juan
flyinshark
Senior Don Juan
Shark speaking! (of course, replace Shark by your own name)
Speak!
Hey Baby! (make sure its a girl though, hehe)
Unregistered
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- May 9, 2003
- Messages
- 546
- Reaction score
- 3
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
qweretyuiopas
Master Don Juan
ahahahahahamr_elor said:
I like will smiths in the fresh prince
"you on the mic whats yo beef"
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Kidding obviously.
I usually say "PRMoon here" or "PRMoon Speaking"
Charm&Style
Master Don Juan
:nervous:
thefonz
Master Don Juan
Take your cranky pants off
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
nah man...its "City mogue...you stab em, we slab em."PRMoon said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
thefonz said:
Haha! cranky pants.
Soundboards can be fun if you're expecting the call. Careful though, I almost got the cops called on me by my brother thinking something bad had happened to me after I answered his call with a Al Pacino or something like that voice. haha!
michaelhctam
Don Juan
- Joined
- Jan 13, 2007
- Messages
- 193
- Reaction score
- 3
haha! Yeahhh!! Those sound boards can be such great fun!ValleyDJing said:
I scared the sh!t out of my friend with the Hannibal Lecter soundboard....he was like "MIKE....IS THIS YOU :nervous: ".........."HELLO CLARICE".......:nervous: :nervous: :nervous:
guayaballer
Don Juan
- Joined
- Dec 1, 2005
- Messages
- 195
- Reaction score
- 0
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
haha! nice.Kerpal said:
BacardiGuy
Senior Don Juan
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.