"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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"WazZZZzZzZZzUUuuuuUUUUuuUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 

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Yiek-she-maesh! (My name a Borat)
 

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"Pizza Hut, tell me your order".
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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when you end the phonecall:

jiào nǐ shēng háizi méi pìgu yǎn (S: 叫你生孩子没屁股眼, T: 叫你生孩子沒屁股眼) = literally, "May your child be born with an imperforate anus"; sometimes méi pìgu yǎn (S: 没屁股眼, T: 沒屁股眼) is used as an epithet similar to "damned"
 

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"Talk to me"
 

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Yo!

Shark speaking! (of course, replace Shark by your own name)

Speak!

Hey Baby! (make sure its a girl though, hehe)
 

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You guys are fvcking douchebags.


edit: "Sup"
 

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I always liked the part in Zoolander where Will Ferrell answers the phone with an incredibly snobbish "Tell me something good".
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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"City morgue. You kill 'em we chill 'em"

Kidding obviously.
I usually say "PRMoon here" or "PRMoon Speaking"
 

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"Pickup or delivery?"

You guys are fvcking douchebags.
Take your cranky pants off
 

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PRMoon said:
"City morgue. You kill 'em we chill 'em"

Kidding obviously.
I usually say "PRMoon here" or "PRMoon Speaking"
nah man...its "City mogue...you stab em, we slab em."
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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thefonz said:
Take your cranky pants off

Haha! cranky pants.

Soundboards can be fun if you're expecting the call. Careful though, I almost got the cops called on me by my brother thinking something bad had happened to me after I answered his call with a Al Pacino or something like that voice. haha!
 

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ValleyDJing said:
Haha! cranky pants.

Soundboards can be fun if you're expecting the call. Careful though, I almost got the cops called on me by my brother thinking something bad had happened to me after I answered his call with a Al Pacino or something like that voice. haha!
haha! Yeahhh!! Those sound boards can be such great fun! :D

I scared the sh!t out of my friend with the Hannibal Lecter soundboard....he was like "MIKE....IS THIS YOU :nervous: ".........."HELLO CLARICE".......:nervous: :nervous: :nervous:
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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