"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Cool ways to answer the phone

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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"WazZZZzZzZZzUUuuuuUUUUuuUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 

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Yiek-she-maesh! (My name a Borat)
 

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"Pizza Hut, tell me your order".
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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when you end the phonecall:

jiào nǐ shēng háizi méi pìgu yǎn (S: 叫你生孩子没屁股眼, T: 叫你生孩子沒屁股眼) = literally, "May your child be born with an imperforate anus"; sometimes méi pìgu yǎn (S: 没屁股眼, T: 沒屁股眼) is used as an epithet similar to "damned"
 

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"Talk to me"
 

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Yo!

Shark speaking! (of course, replace Shark by your own name)

Speak!

Hey Baby! (make sure its a girl though, hehe)
 

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You guys are fvcking douchebags.


edit: "Sup"
 

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I always liked the part in Zoolander where Will Ferrell answers the phone with an incredibly snobbish "Tell me something good".
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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"City morgue. You kill 'em we chill 'em"

Kidding obviously.
I usually say "PRMoon here" or "PRMoon Speaking"
 

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"Pickup or delivery?"

You guys are fvcking douchebags.
Take your cranky pants off
 

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PRMoon said:
"City morgue. You kill 'em we chill 'em"

Kidding obviously.
I usually say "PRMoon here" or "PRMoon Speaking"
nah man...its "City mogue...you stab em, we slab em."
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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thefonz said:
Take your cranky pants off

Haha! cranky pants.

Soundboards can be fun if you're expecting the call. Careful though, I almost got the cops called on me by my brother thinking something bad had happened to me after I answered his call with a Al Pacino or something like that voice. haha!
 

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ValleyDJing said:
Haha! cranky pants.

Soundboards can be fun if you're expecting the call. Careful though, I almost got the cops called on me by my brother thinking something bad had happened to me after I answered his call with a Al Pacino or something like that voice. haha!
haha! Yeahhh!! Those sound boards can be such great fun! :D

I scared the sh!t out of my friend with the Hannibal Lecter soundboard....he was like "MIKE....IS THIS YOU :nervous: ".........."HELLO CLARICE".......:nervous: :nervous: :nervous:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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