"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"WazZZZzZzZZzUUuuuuUUUUuuUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 

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Yiek-she-maesh! (My name a Borat)
 

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"Pizza Hut, tell me your order".
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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when you end the phonecall:

jiào nǐ shēng háizi méi pìgu yǎn (S: 叫你生孩子没屁股眼, T: 叫你生孩子沒屁股眼) = literally, "May your child be born with an imperforate anus"; sometimes méi pìgu yǎn (S: 没屁股眼, T: 沒屁股眼) is used as an epithet similar to "damned"
 

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"Talk to me"
 

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Yo!

Shark speaking! (of course, replace Shark by your own name)

Speak!

Hey Baby! (make sure its a girl though, hehe)
 

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You guys are fvcking douchebags.


edit: "Sup"
 

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I always liked the part in Zoolander where Will Ferrell answers the phone with an incredibly snobbish "Tell me something good".
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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"City morgue. You kill 'em we chill 'em"

Kidding obviously.
I usually say "PRMoon here" or "PRMoon Speaking"
 

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"Pickup or delivery?"

You guys are fvcking douchebags.
Take your cranky pants off
 

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PRMoon said:
"City morgue. You kill 'em we chill 'em"

Kidding obviously.
I usually say "PRMoon here" or "PRMoon Speaking"
nah man...its "City mogue...you stab em, we slab em."
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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thefonz said:
Take your cranky pants off

Haha! cranky pants.

Soundboards can be fun if you're expecting the call. Careful though, I almost got the cops called on me by my brother thinking something bad had happened to me after I answered his call with a Al Pacino or something like that voice. haha!
 

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ValleyDJing said:
Haha! cranky pants.

Soundboards can be fun if you're expecting the call. Careful though, I almost got the cops called on me by my brother thinking something bad had happened to me after I answered his call with a Al Pacino or something like that voice. haha!
haha! Yeahhh!! Those sound boards can be such great fun! :D

I scared the sh!t out of my friend with the Hannibal Lecter soundboard....he was like "MIKE....IS THIS YOU :nervous: ".........."HELLO CLARICE".......:nervous: :nervous: :nervous:
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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