"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Convincing your girlfriend to do anal

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Now, she's never tried it, but insists she finds it disgusting. How can I change her opinion guys? any ideas?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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When they become confortable enough with you, they are more open to experiment almost anything. How long have you been bangin' her for?
 

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2 months. She's ok with urine (she's happy for me to pee in front of her), snot (I had a cold and she licked my nose for a joke), etc and seems fairly comfortable with me in general -- she just has a hang up with anal it seems.

Emotional blackmail over an extended period might get me there, but that's neither healthy nor smooth. Just wondered if you guys had anything to add on the matter.


(she was a virgin btw)


I have edited this post to make it more clear for the fukwads below
 
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Snot? I'm probably going to regret asking but what role does snot play in sex?

And she's right, anal is disgusting, and unhealthy for the receiver as she can get a prolapsed rectum after years of anal penetration. Som of these porn stars that do a lot of anal will probably be wearing diapers by age 45. Besides, sh*t comes out of there, why do want your d*ck in that? As far as I'm concerned, the anus is a one-way only orifice.
 

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None, but i had a cold one day and got it all over her, she seemed fine. She even licked my nose for a joke (an indicator that she's comfortable with me in my book).


Why I want it is none of your concern, I just asked if you could help. Desire for anal sex is common.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Some people just can't stand the idea of having their anus penetrated. I mean think about how we feel if the doctor has to examine our prostate, and that's just a finger, way smaller than the girth of a penis, yet that alone is enough to make us hit the ceiling. A **** in the ass must hurt way more than a finger from from your doc. So just accept that some people aren't down with that.

Oh and not that it's my cup of tea, but I've heard of some guys slowly introducing their girl to anal by using their tongue. Absolutety disgusting in my opinion, but I may not be as kinky as some.
 

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I can understand that, but how can she really know until she's tried it. I'm just thinking that she's maybe having other concerns I can address, and wouldn't in fact mind anal were she to give it a go.

So, you say I should give up on this idea, and accept that the girl just doesn't want anal?
 

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Maybe you can ask her if she'd like one lubed finger and see what she thinks of that. Try your pinky finger since it's the smallest. If she won't accept even that, then you probably have little chance of anal sex. I knew of a girl that didn't particularly enjoy anal sex, but loved her boyfriend so much that she enjoyed the pleasure he got out of it.
 

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You can't make her do something she does not want to do. When she is more confortable and or turned on enough she may want to try it. You will need lots of lube. She will need to be very relaxed cause it will cause her pain if she is not. If you do, do it. Have her bend over and get behinde her. She should back her a$$ into your c@ck so she can feel how far your man hood will go in for pleasure and how fast.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Baruch said:
Now how to convince your gf to drink your piss is a different story.....

Seriously, I dunno, just stick it in, say you missed?
I did that once on accident. My girlfriend freaked out and was in alot of pain.
 

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The Juan and only said:
I can understand that, but how can she really know until she's tried it. I'm just thinking that she's maybe having other concerns I can address, and wouldn't in fact mind anal were she to give it a go.

So, you say I should give up on this idea, and accept that the girl just doesn't want anal?
Guy, think about the times gay guys say the same thing to straight guys. "You don't know what you're missing", "How can you really know until you've tried it?". If she's not into it, you must respect that.

If/when she's comfortable enough, she will bring it up. It has to come as if it is her idea, not yours.
 

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Thank you for your input everyone. Some very sensible points of view from you guys.
 

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The Juan and only said:
2 months. She's ok with urine, snot, etc and seems fairly comfortable with me in general

(she was a virgin btw)

disgusting! what **** are you guys into???:eek:
 

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I.A.F.Y.B. said:
I did that once on accident. My girlfriend freaked out and was in alot of pain.
If it went in by accident, it must have been pretty loose to begin with. You sure she hadn't done anal before? ;)
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Well I don't know if it helps her decision or not, but I have actually read that some woman can climax in like 5 seconds from ****oral stimulation combined with anal. I guess most women that try it once can't get enough of it after that.

If all else fails, just trick her and pretend you're doing it doggy style, then just stick it in door number 2!

p.s. that last part was not serious at all. please, nobody do that.
 

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I mean she's happy for me to pee in front of her. JESUS, I give a few examples of things that I think implies she's comfortable, and you turn them all sexual.

So far we've got idiots who've posted here just to say they don't agree with my preferences, and thanks for that btw, but I couldn't care less. As well as several posts claiming I'm "sick" purely because they've misinterpreted what i meant.

A guy asks for help, and the good replies get buried by a bunch of fukwit retards who just wanna post a wisecrack . Hello sosuave.

:rolleyes:
 

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first, no woman (taht I know of) on earth will just agree to do anal sex... you have to be in the ACT of sex, then spring it on em out of the blue... get in the head of passion.

on the other hand.. very few if any women will, if you are laying it down like you are supposed to, is going to stop in the heat of the moment... you usually don't even have to ask, just tell her ass to bend over. if you do'nt make it a big deal 9 out of 10 times they won't either
 

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You have to make the trust sale first. If she trusts how you handle her pssy, then she is more likely to TRUST your other suggestions. Tell her "I will go really slowly, and if it feels uncomfortable, I'll stop. Trust me." ANd definately be stimulating her **** at the same time. It will relax and open her up.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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