"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

Read more...

Continue the Sentence using 3 words....

Wiesman44

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 2, 2004
Messages
1,341
Reaction score
14
Okay guys, I put the sentences together. You guys are fu#king awesome. This is freaking hilarious. here it is in full so far:

I am a midget in search of sex with a giant derekeffect puppet made of
dildos which had sh1t on them so I sucked 'em 'til I had man milk
and one day I became a c*m drinking ***** that works for the condom factory so I can fist fuk your ass really easily without any lube But I Prefer... Playing my Xbox
then sodomizing your afc little punk brain with my notoriously humungous extravagant Dinosaur Bone Collection that i use to make fun (of) people with smaller
Knowledge in supercalifragilisticexpialidocious also known as Mastery of cybersex.

I've also mastered wearing womens underwear and a strap-on On my forehead So i can make money as a squid impersonator but I want a tongue job because masculine transvestites are hott and My d!ck loves Mr Uniques mouth almost as much as Vegasguy56's sweaty forehead Knowing that I munch on ass while tongue fvcking the Olsen twins but only because they have herpes transmitted from AC/DC and are addicted To The Shezz who has syphilis because he had sucked someones d1ck yes, MrS's D1ck and his nipples are very hairy even hairier than sasquatch. Then I messed around with a gay midget and my balls are like the only people that understand me and i want to suck on a crusty, puss-infected kanker sore that tastes like Penkitten's sweet and wet large rectangular jubblies that gio boasts while talking to his grandmother about erectile dysfunction and the time he won 1.000.000$ and died of aids - band-aids - that were drenched in semen
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

Read more...

Taviii

Master Don Juan
Joined
Sep 16, 2005
Messages
732
Reaction score
7
Location
Florida
Yeah the ideea is great. Also the "say something about the person above you" threads are also hilarious so I'm going to start one right now :D
 

comic_relief

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 29, 2004
Messages
3,282
Reaction score
49
Location
Baltimore, MD
the trunk. I'd sell
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

Read more...

comic_relief

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 29, 2004
Messages
3,282
Reaction score
49
Location
Baltimore, MD
with your big
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

flippinfreak

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 3, 2006
Messages
891
Reaction score
7
Location
Canada
and tiny shrimp
 

comic_relief

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 29, 2004
Messages
3,282
Reaction score
49
Location
Baltimore, MD
bump.

. Comic_relief was there

comic_relief
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

Read more...

comic_relief

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 29, 2004
Messages
3,282
Reaction score
49
Location
Baltimore, MD
Y Chromosome that gave

comic_relief
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

Read more...

Top