Okay guys, I put the sentences together. You guys are fu#king awesome. This is freaking hilarious. here it is in full so far:
I am a midget in search of sex with a giant derekeffect puppet made of
dildos which had sh1t on them so I sucked 'em 'til I had man milk
and one day I became a c*m drinking ***** that works for the condom factory so I can fist fuk your ass really easily without any lube But I Prefer... Playing my Xbox
then sodomizing your afc little punk brain with my notoriously humungous extravagant Dinosaur Bone Collection that i use to make fun (of) people with smaller
Knowledge in supercalifragilisticexpialidocious also known as Mastery of cybersex.
I've also mastered wearing womens underwear and a strap-on On my forehead So i can make money as a squid impersonator but I want a tongue job because masculine transvestites are hott and My d!ck loves Mr Uniques mouth almost as much as Vegasguy56's sweaty forehead Knowing that I munch on ass while tongue fvcking the Olsen twins but only because they have herpes transmitted from AC/DC and are addicted To The Shezz who has syphilis because he had sucked someones d1ck yes, MrS's D1ck and his nipples are very hairy even hairier than sasquatch. Then I messed around with a gay midget and my balls are like the only people that understand me and i want to suck on a crusty, puss-infected kanker sore that tastes like Penkitten's sweet and wet large rectangular jubblies that gio boasts while talking to his grandmother about erectile dysfunction and the time he won 1.000.000$ and died of aids - band-aids - that were drenched in semen
I am a midget in search of sex with a giant derekeffect puppet made of
dildos which had sh1t on them so I sucked 'em 'til I had man milk
and one day I became a c*m drinking ***** that works for the condom factory so I can fist fuk your ass really easily without any lube But I Prefer... Playing my Xbox
then sodomizing your afc little punk brain with my notoriously humungous extravagant Dinosaur Bone Collection that i use to make fun (of) people with smaller
Knowledge in supercalifragilisticexpialidocious also known as Mastery of cybersex.
I've also mastered wearing womens underwear and a strap-on On my forehead So i can make money as a squid impersonator but I want a tongue job because masculine transvestites are hott and My d!ck loves Mr Uniques mouth almost as much as Vegasguy56's sweaty forehead Knowing that I munch on ass while tongue fvcking the Olsen twins but only because they have herpes transmitted from AC/DC and are addicted To The Shezz who has syphilis because he had sucked someones d1ck yes, MrS's D1ck and his nipples are very hairy even hairier than sasquatch. Then I messed around with a gay midget and my balls are like the only people that understand me and i want to suck on a crusty, puss-infected kanker sore that tastes like Penkitten's sweet and wet large rectangular jubblies that gio boasts while talking to his grandmother about erectile dysfunction and the time he won 1.000.000$ and died of aids - band-aids - that were drenched in semen
