Tha Realnezz
Master Don Juan
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"forget them, let's go have sex."
^That's a good line.Lil' ***** had game.
^That's a good line.Lil' ***** had game.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Confession:
- Thread starter T Money
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
T Money
Senior Don Juan
lol. She saw what she want and took it!
See I don't know whether to call myself a pimp or a sick **** for what happened.
See I don't know whether to call myself a pimp or a sick **** for what happened.
SynTheUnscathed
Don Juan
Scariest confession yet.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
T Money
Senior Don Juan
I'm a dirtbag. After I slept with my best friends girlfriend, they broke up and I started dating her without telling him. He just found out.
KingBeef
Master Don Juan
SO AM I MAN....GOD!!! SO AM I!!!!SynTheUnscathed said:I am obsessed about my looks...
42-Colrath
Don Juan
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I am also worrying about my looks more than my personality, but one confession would definitely be that im 17 but I feel like crying all of the time. Sometimes I will. Its either from my parents or girls or just failing in life. I hate losing.
KingBeef
Master Don Juan
Dude, remember....PEOPLE ARE HERE TO CONFESS...NOT CRITICIZE!!!! AND NO JUDGING.... EVERYONE has something to confess about...EVEN YOU!!!!aolDJ said:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
NSUballer
Senior Don Juan
I wonder if that dude really is tom cruise......
sexualchocolate
Don Juan
Im afraid to fall in love. So I just pretend that I have genuine feelings for girls and then put them in the friend zone so I can sleep with them without getting my feelings hurt again (which is what brought me to this site). Mean as hell I know but just screwing her before them before they screw me.
It actually works out pretty well b/c I have four girls that call me out of the blue every now and then and come over for sex. And I dont have to go through all the boyfriend crap. I suggest this for those who have relationship issues. Just cant see myself trying to get married as its sure to end in divorce. I also think married people are suckers (sorry). The only love you can trust will be there is family.
I know, I know. Im screwed up
It actually works out pretty well b/c I have four girls that call me out of the blue every now and then and come over for sex. And I dont have to go through all the boyfriend crap. I suggest this for those who have relationship issues. Just cant see myself trying to get married as its sure to end in divorce. I also think married people are suckers (sorry). The only love you can trust will be there is family.
I know, I know. Im screwed up
KingBeef
Master Don Juan
sexualchocolate said:
Dude, don't kill yourself.... funny how life is....you can get aZZ with such ease and won't let a girl touch your heart....a lot of us have difficulty getting a girl and if we're lucky would spill our hearts out to them like nothing...life is crazy like that....
T Money
Senior Don Juan
Yes I do need help. I'm more concerned about myself betraying my best friend like that. I don't even deserve his friendship. Plus her and I aren't even dating anymore so now it's just like "Well, was it worth it dude?" FVCK NO it wasn't! Life's crazy. It's good and bad.
NSUballer
Senior Don Juan
KingBeef nailed it, it would take one he11 of a woman to get to my heart cuz the rest only get the d1ck.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
typical
Master Don Juan
Just one thing at a time right ?
Edit : sorry I'm not ready to confess that yet.
Edit : sorry I'm not ready to confess that yet.
johnmich
Senior Don Juan
when a girl comes on to me i get scared and push her away, and i think its cos im worried about what people'll say.
Stupid but im fixing it.
~sex at age 5, my god, but it sounded like something kids do when they dont know what it means.
Stupid but im fixing it.
~sex at age 5, my god, but it sounded like something kids do when they dont know what it means.
T Money
Senior Don Juan
I listen to classical music...and enjoy it
MightyMate
Master Don Juan
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Girl shown me ***** when i was 5. She said 'Come on lets go to oilet il shopw You something". I saw it, didnt care - still been beatin up girls. And here i am.
Rocko
Senior Don Juan
Well, mine aren't as serious as some of the others, and my best wishes goes out to all of you guys
My confession:
I have cheated most of my way through High School, including AP tests and what not, I have also lied to myself, and for some reason get angry when family members of mine are ignorant (I don't know why, its not like its their fault, i just get so worked up about it)
My confession:
I have cheated most of my way through High School, including AP tests and what not, I have also lied to myself, and for some reason get angry when family members of mine are ignorant (I don't know why, its not like its their fault, i just get so worked up about it)
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.