Tha Realnezz
Master Don Juan
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"forget them, let's go have sex."
^That's a good line.Lil' ***** had game.
^That's a good line.Lil' ***** had game.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Confession:
- Thread starter T Money
- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
T Money
Senior Don Juan
lol. She saw what she want and took it!
See I don't know whether to call myself a pimp or a sick **** for what happened.
See I don't know whether to call myself a pimp or a sick **** for what happened.
SynTheUnscathed
Don Juan
Scariest confession yet.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
T Money
Senior Don Juan
I'm a dirtbag. After I slept with my best friends girlfriend, they broke up and I started dating her without telling him. He just found out.
KingBeef
Master Don Juan
SO AM I MAN....GOD!!! SO AM I!!!!SynTheUnscathed said:I am obsessed about my looks...
42-Colrath
Don Juan
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I am also worrying about my looks more than my personality, but one confession would definitely be that im 17 but I feel like crying all of the time. Sometimes I will. Its either from my parents or girls or just failing in life. I hate losing.
KingBeef
Master Don Juan
Dude, remember....PEOPLE ARE HERE TO CONFESS...NOT CRITICIZE!!!! AND NO JUDGING.... EVERYONE has something to confess about...EVEN YOU!!!!aolDJ said:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
NSUballer
Senior Don Juan
I wonder if that dude really is tom cruise......
sexualchocolate
Don Juan
Im afraid to fall in love. So I just pretend that I have genuine feelings for girls and then put them in the friend zone so I can sleep with them without getting my feelings hurt again (which is what brought me to this site). Mean as hell I know but just screwing her before them before they screw me.
It actually works out pretty well b/c I have four girls that call me out of the blue every now and then and come over for sex. And I dont have to go through all the boyfriend crap. I suggest this for those who have relationship issues. Just cant see myself trying to get married as its sure to end in divorce. I also think married people are suckers (sorry). The only love you can trust will be there is family.
I know, I know. Im screwed up
It actually works out pretty well b/c I have four girls that call me out of the blue every now and then and come over for sex. And I dont have to go through all the boyfriend crap. I suggest this for those who have relationship issues. Just cant see myself trying to get married as its sure to end in divorce. I also think married people are suckers (sorry). The only love you can trust will be there is family.
I know, I know. Im screwed up
KingBeef
Master Don Juan
sexualchocolate said:
Dude, don't kill yourself.... funny how life is....you can get aZZ with such ease and won't let a girl touch your heart....a lot of us have difficulty getting a girl and if we're lucky would spill our hearts out to them like nothing...life is crazy like that....
T Money
Senior Don Juan
Yes I do need help. I'm more concerned about myself betraying my best friend like that. I don't even deserve his friendship. Plus her and I aren't even dating anymore so now it's just like "Well, was it worth it dude?" FVCK NO it wasn't! Life's crazy. It's good and bad.
NSUballer
Senior Don Juan
KingBeef nailed it, it would take one he11 of a woman to get to my heart cuz the rest only get the d1ck.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
typical
Master Don Juan
Just one thing at a time right ?
Edit : sorry I'm not ready to confess that yet.
Edit : sorry I'm not ready to confess that yet.
johnmich
Senior Don Juan
when a girl comes on to me i get scared and push her away, and i think its cos im worried about what people'll say.
Stupid but im fixing it.
~sex at age 5, my god, but it sounded like something kids do when they dont know what it means.
Stupid but im fixing it.
~sex at age 5, my god, but it sounded like something kids do when they dont know what it means.
T Money
Senior Don Juan
I listen to classical music...and enjoy it
MightyMate
Master Don Juan
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Girl shown me ***** when i was 5. She said 'Come on lets go to oilet il shopw You something". I saw it, didnt care - still been beatin up girls. And here i am.
Rocko
Senior Don Juan
Well, mine aren't as serious as some of the others, and my best wishes goes out to all of you guys
My confession:
I have cheated most of my way through High School, including AP tests and what not, I have also lied to myself, and for some reason get angry when family members of mine are ignorant (I don't know why, its not like its their fault, i just get so worked up about it)
My confession:
I have cheated most of my way through High School, including AP tests and what not, I have also lied to myself, and for some reason get angry when family members of mine are ignorant (I don't know why, its not like its their fault, i just get so worked up about it)
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.