I'm kind of worried. Last night I lost my condom sometime while having sex last night and couldn't find it in my room. Is it possible for a condom to get stuck in the back of a vigina and not find it? If this girl gets pregnant I'm going to shyt my pants.
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Condom ... vanished?
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
undesputable
Master Don Juan
yea sometimes they stay inside the girl....ask her to look for it
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
Yes it's possible. There's a good chance she's pregnant if you lost the condom mid way through having sex, sorry to say.
I'd skip looking for the condom and go straight to the doctor for a morning after pill to be safe.
I'd skip looking for the condom and go straight to the doctor for a morning after pill to be safe.
This Times For Real
Don Juan
Lol.
Frankie Poullain
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Yea, that will help. Give your girlfriend some practice.
Sorry, I'm being a *****. In my opinion you have to assume the absolute worst case scenario here (girl's pregnant), and deal with it from there. Go do what Shiftkey said, the sooner the better.“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
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wern't they going to sell Morning after pills on the shelf... can't you just go to the pharmacy and get it... I didn't know you needed a prescription. I always thought you just needed to fill out a form of the risks.
Ahahahah, I cracked so hard when I read this!
Stupid to laugh to a thing like this, but funny as hell!
How come you didn't know where the condom is??? HUH.
You assumed it slipped on the bed or where ever you were mating?
Take... I mean make her take the morning after pills ASAP!!!
If it's past.. was it 72 or 42 or something hours they won't work anymore. Send her to Mr Doctor.
Nex
Senior Don Juan
LOL! I now have a six pack thanks to this!!
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
did you use vasoliine?
that will eat a condom up...
that will eat a condom up...
Monkey
Master Don Juan
Yeah, a baby with a rubber night cap
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.