I'm kind of worried. Last night I lost my condom sometime while having sex last night and couldn't find it in my room. Is it possible for a condom to get stuck in the back of a vigina and not find it? If this girl gets pregnant I'm going to shyt my pants.
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Condom ... vanished?
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
undesputable
Master Don Juan
yea sometimes they stay inside the girl....ask her to look for it
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
Yes it's possible. There's a good chance she's pregnant if you lost the condom mid way through having sex, sorry to say.
I'd skip looking for the condom and go straight to the doctor for a morning after pill to be safe.
I'd skip looking for the condom and go straight to the doctor for a morning after pill to be safe.
This Times For Real
Don Juan
Lol.
Frankie Poullain
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Yea, that will help. Give your girlfriend some practice.
Sorry, I'm being a *****. In my opinion you have to assume the absolute worst case scenario here (girl's pregnant), and deal with it from there. Go do what Shiftkey said, the sooner the better."She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
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wern't they going to sell Morning after pills on the shelf... can't you just go to the pharmacy and get it... I didn't know you needed a prescription. I always thought you just needed to fill out a form of the risks.
Ahahahah, I cracked so hard when I read this!
Stupid to laugh to a thing like this, but funny as hell!
How come you didn't know where the condom is??? HUH.
You assumed it slipped on the bed or where ever you were mating?
Take... I mean make her take the morning after pills ASAP!!!
If it's past.. was it 72 or 42 or something hours they won't work anymore. Send her to Mr Doctor.
Nex
Senior Don Juan
LOL! I now have a six pack thanks to this!!
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
did you use vasoliine?
that will eat a condom up...
that will eat a condom up...
Monkey
Master Don Juan
Yeah, a baby with a rubber night cap
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.