I'm kind of worried. Last night I lost my condom sometime while having sex last night and couldn't find it in my room. Is it possible for a condom to get stuck in the back of a vigina and not find it? If this girl gets pregnant I'm going to shyt my pants.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Condom ... vanished?
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
undesputable
Master Don Juan
yea sometimes they stay inside the girl....ask her to look for it
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
Yes it's possible. There's a good chance she's pregnant if you lost the condom mid way through having sex, sorry to say.
I'd skip looking for the condom and go straight to the doctor for a morning after pill to be safe.
I'd skip looking for the condom and go straight to the doctor for a morning after pill to be safe.
This Times For Real
Don Juan
Lol.
Frankie Poullain
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Yea, that will help. Give your girlfriend some practice.
Sorry, I'm being a *****. In my opinion you have to assume the absolute worst case scenario here (girl's pregnant), and deal with it from there. Go do what Shiftkey said, the sooner the better."You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
The Golden Leaf
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wern't they going to sell Morning after pills on the shelf... can't you just go to the pharmacy and get it... I didn't know you needed a prescription. I always thought you just needed to fill out a form of the risks.
Ahahahah, I cracked so hard when I read this!
Stupid to laugh to a thing like this, but funny as hell!
How come you didn't know where the condom is??? HUH.
You assumed it slipped on the bed or where ever you were mating?
Take... I mean make her take the morning after pills ASAP!!!
If it's past.. was it 72 or 42 or something hours they won't work anymore. Send her to Mr Doctor.
Nex
Senior Don Juan
LOL! I now have a six pack thanks to this!!
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
did you use vasoliine?
that will eat a condom up...
that will eat a condom up...
Monkey
Master Don Juan
Yeah, a baby with a rubber night cap
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.