I'm kind of worried. Last night I lost my condom sometime while having sex last night and couldn't find it in my room. Is it possible for a condom to get stuck in the back of a vigina and not find it? If this girl gets pregnant I'm going to shyt my pants.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Condom ... vanished?
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
undesputable
Master Don Juan
yea sometimes they stay inside the girl....ask her to look for it
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
Yes it's possible. There's a good chance she's pregnant if you lost the condom mid way through having sex, sorry to say.
I'd skip looking for the condom and go straight to the doctor for a morning after pill to be safe.
I'd skip looking for the condom and go straight to the doctor for a morning after pill to be safe.
This Times For Real
Don Juan
Lol.
Frankie Poullain
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Yea, that will help. Give your girlfriend some practice.
Sorry, I'm being a *****. In my opinion you have to assume the absolute worst case scenario here (girl's pregnant), and deal with it from there. Go do what Shiftkey said, the sooner the better."She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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wern't they going to sell Morning after pills on the shelf... can't you just go to the pharmacy and get it... I didn't know you needed a prescription. I always thought you just needed to fill out a form of the risks.
Ahahahah, I cracked so hard when I read this!
Stupid to laugh to a thing like this, but funny as hell!
How come you didn't know where the condom is??? HUH.
You assumed it slipped on the bed or where ever you were mating?
Take... I mean make her take the morning after pills ASAP!!!
If it's past.. was it 72 or 42 or something hours they won't work anymore. Send her to Mr Doctor.
Nex
Senior Don Juan
LOL! I now have a six pack thanks to this!!
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
did you use vasoliine?
that will eat a condom up...
that will eat a condom up...
Monkey
Master Don Juan
Yeah, a baby with a rubber night cap
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.