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Condom ... vanished?

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I'm kind of worried. Last night I lost my condom sometime while having sex last night and couldn't find it in my room. Is it possible for a condom to get stuck in the back of a vigina and not find it? If this girl gets pregnant I'm going to shyt my pants.
 

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yea sometimes they stay inside the girl....ask her to look for it
 

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Yes it's possible. There's a good chance she's pregnant if you lost the condom mid way through having sex, sorry to say.

I'd skip looking for the condom and go straight to the doctor for a morning after pill to be safe.
 

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If this girl gets pregnant I'm going to shyt my pants.
Yea, that will help. Give your girlfriend some practice. :rolleyes: Sorry, I'm being a *****. In my opinion you have to assume the absolute worst case scenario here (girl's pregnant), and deal with it from there. Go do what Shiftkey said, the sooner the better.
 

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Originally posted by undesputable
yea sometimes they stay inside the girl....ask her to look for it
Ahahahah, I cracked so hard when I read this! :D


Stupid to laugh to a thing like this, but funny as hell!




How come you didn't know where the condom is??? HUH.
You assumed it slipped on the bed or where ever you were mating?

Take... I mean make her take the morning after pills ASAP!!!
If it's past.. was it 72 or 42 or something hours they won't work anymore. Send her to Mr Doctor.
 

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Ummmm... maybe the answer is simple and you just hit a black hole. :confused:
 

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did you check your own ass?
 

Tell her a little about yourself, but not too much. Maintain some mystery. Give her something to think about and wonder about when she's at home.

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I'd skip looking for the condom and go straight to the doctor for a morning after pill to be safe.
I don't know the girl or have her number.

What's sad is that until I started writing my reply to the topic I was laughing pretty hard myself. Now I'm sad again. I'm hoping my chances are good with the black hole theory.
 

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Originally posted by Trippsta
I don't know the girl or have her number.

Well, chances are she won't know who got her pregant...
 

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Originally posted by Reto
Well, chances are she won't know who got her pregant...
OR, she will show up later with a baby in her arms.
I'd give it a thought.
 

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