I'm kind of worried. Last night I lost my condom sometime while having sex last night and couldn't find it in my room. Is it possible for a condom to get stuck in the back of a vigina and not find it? If this girl gets pregnant I'm going to shyt my pants.
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Condom ... vanished?
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undesputable
Master Don Juan
yea sometimes they stay inside the girl....ask her to look for it
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
Yes it's possible. There's a good chance she's pregnant if you lost the condom mid way through having sex, sorry to say.
I'd skip looking for the condom and go straight to the doctor for a morning after pill to be safe.
I'd skip looking for the condom and go straight to the doctor for a morning after pill to be safe.
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Lol.
Frankie Poullain
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Yea, that will help. Give your girlfriend some practice.
Sorry, I'm being a *****. In my opinion you have to assume the absolute worst case scenario here (girl's pregnant), and deal with it from there. Go do what Shiftkey said, the sooner the better."I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
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The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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wern't they going to sell Morning after pills on the shelf... can't you just go to the pharmacy and get it... I didn't know you needed a prescription. I always thought you just needed to fill out a form of the risks.
Ahahahah, I cracked so hard when I read this!
Stupid to laugh to a thing like this, but funny as hell!
How come you didn't know where the condom is??? HUH.
You assumed it slipped on the bed or where ever you were mating?
Take... I mean make her take the morning after pills ASAP!!!
If it's past.. was it 72 or 42 or something hours they won't work anymore. Send her to Mr Doctor.
Nex
Senior Don Juan
LOL! I now have a six pack thanks to this!!
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Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
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She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
did you use vasoliine?
that will eat a condom up...
that will eat a condom up...
Monkey
Master Don Juan
Yeah, a baby with a rubber night cap
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