"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Condom Use?

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bamboozled_panfish

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Condom Advice? Sorry for putting it in this category!

Is there a sure way of making sure that once you take a condom out of it's wrapper, you don't put it on inside out?

Lately, I have a problem when I put one on. It rolls about half-way down and then I can't seem to get it any further? Why could this be, as sometimes it works fine!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Yo, they are teaching kids how to put a condom on in high school -- did you miss the class? Our youth are falling behind the rest of the world in reading and science and mathematics but the American youth are the best in knowing the condom roll!!! We have advanced so far!!!! :rolleyes:
 
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If it's not unrolling and just stretching, then you got it on backwards.
 
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Just tell the girl you're gunna bang to put it on you - it's the LEAST they can do since you're the one sacrificing a little of your manhood.

Tell her it turns you on. If she doesn't do it and is laid there like a cabbage going 'what?' tell her to get the hell out.

The Muscly Jerk
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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This is mr bamboozle - a troll - he has another condom thread,..

First Time Sex Problems!
My girlfriend and I tried to have sex last night for the first time (for both of us). It was a disaster, I couldn't get the condom on, and then when I did get it on, I didn't know where to put it! I feel like a total idiot, and she finds the whole thing hilarious, and I don't. What would you do in this situation as it's so embarrassing!
 
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