"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Condom Use?

bamboozled_panfish

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Condom Advice? Sorry for putting it in this category!

Is there a sure way of making sure that once you take a condom out of it's wrapper, you don't put it on inside out?

Lately, I have a problem when I put one on. It rolls about half-way down and then I can't seem to get it any further? Why could this be, as sometimes it works fine!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Yo, they are teaching kids how to put a condom on in high school -- did you miss the class? Our youth are falling behind the rest of the world in reading and science and mathematics but the American youth are the best in knowing the condom roll!!! We have advanced so far!!!! :rolleyes:
 

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If it's not unrolling and just stretching, then you got it on backwards.
 

musclyjerk

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Just tell the girl you're gunna bang to put it on you - it's the LEAST they can do since you're the one sacrificing a little of your manhood.

Tell her it turns you on. If she doesn't do it and is laid there like a cabbage going 'what?' tell her to get the hell out.

The Muscly Jerk
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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This is mr bamboozle - a troll - he has another condom thread,..

First Time Sex Problems!
My girlfriend and I tried to have sex last night for the first time (for both of us). It was a disaster, I couldn't get the condom on, and then when I did get it on, I didn't know where to put it! I feel like a total idiot, and she finds the whole thing hilarious, and I don't. What would you do in this situation as it's so embarrassing!
 
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