"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Condom for blow job?

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MackJr

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Like the title, do you use a condom when you get a blow job?

Most people don't I would think, but I'm asking about the relative risk.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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suck on a condom for awhile and see how it tastes.....did you really ask this question?
 

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Realistically, be with a girl whom you trust and has been tested recently and a condom is a mute point. Unless she gargles your *** then spits it into her pvssy and gets pregnant. Not sure if you'd have liability there, since it was her improper handling of hazardous substances that resulted in her pregnanacy.

Spring the condom thing on a girl during a hookup and she's not gonna suck on anything. Not unless it's flavored. And more than likely, not at all.

So again, I reiterate...don't get with sketchy girls who could have cold sores and you won't be worrying.



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MackJr

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No, what I mean is that even though the "health people" recommend a condom for oral sex, I don't think anyone pays any attention.

How do the really experienced DJs handle their risk. Do they just all have herpes or is it rarer than what one would think?
 

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It's still a risk no matter how you look at it. I'm positive the risk is much lower but it really doesn't matter when you're gambling with STDs. A risk is a risk. I agree with the post above in that you should feel comfortable/trusting enough with the person you're with.
For me it's just not worth it to get a blow from a random chick only to find out months later that I got an STD. However, I have slipped up before. Sometimes the temptation is just too much.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Whatever, man.

I wear my STDs like medals of honor. They're like trophies that say you've been getting some action.
 

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dude they are called oral condoms
they taste like different flavors
 

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Whatever, man.

I wear my STDs like medals of honor. They're like trophies that say you've been getting some action.
:crackup: lol

I seriously would consider doing this (wearing a condom while receiving oral sex) as I had a bit of a scare a while back, but, thankfully it turned out to be only a temp. prob! Was a good blow all the same...

:p
 

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I once insisted that a chick use a condom before she went down. I didn't feel ****. The feeling was more psychological than anything else. Its your call.
 

MackJr

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Originally posted by penkitten
dude they are called oral condoms
they taste like different flavors
Those flavored condoms are marked, "Novelty use only". They don't actually offer any protection. You know that right?

I guess it's just a risk
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Just about the only STD ur gunna get from oral sex is herpes. And thats pretty much only if she is in the middle of an outbreak.

I have never heard of anyone using a condom for a *******, i dont really see the point, i doubt you will feel anything. May as well just not bother with oral at all if ur gunna use one.
 
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