"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Condom for blow job?

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MackJr

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Like the title, do you use a condom when you get a blow job?

Most people don't I would think, but I'm asking about the relative risk.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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speedo_meme

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suck on a condom for awhile and see how it tastes.....did you really ask this question?
 

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Realistically, be with a girl whom you trust and has been tested recently and a condom is a mute point. Unless she gargles your *** then spits it into her pvssy and gets pregnant. Not sure if you'd have liability there, since it was her improper handling of hazardous substances that resulted in her pregnanacy.

Spring the condom thing on a girl during a hookup and she's not gonna suck on anything. Not unless it's flavored. And more than likely, not at all.

So again, I reiterate...don't get with sketchy girls who could have cold sores and you won't be worrying.



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MackJr

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No, what I mean is that even though the "health people" recommend a condom for oral sex, I don't think anyone pays any attention.

How do the really experienced DJs handle their risk. Do they just all have herpes or is it rarer than what one would think?
 

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It's still a risk no matter how you look at it. I'm positive the risk is much lower but it really doesn't matter when you're gambling with STDs. A risk is a risk. I agree with the post above in that you should feel comfortable/trusting enough with the person you're with.
For me it's just not worth it to get a blow from a random chick only to find out months later that I got an STD. However, I have slipped up before. Sometimes the temptation is just too much.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Whatever, man.

I wear my STDs like medals of honor. They're like trophies that say you've been getting some action.
 

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dude they are called oral condoms
they taste like different flavors
 

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Whatever, man.

I wear my STDs like medals of honor. They're like trophies that say you've been getting some action.
:crackup: lol

I seriously would consider doing this (wearing a condom while receiving oral sex) as I had a bit of a scare a while back, but, thankfully it turned out to be only a temp. prob! Was a good blow all the same...

:p
 

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I once insisted that a chick use a condom before she went down. I didn't feel ****. The feeling was more psychological than anything else. Its your call.
 

MackJr

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Originally posted by penkitten
dude they are called oral condoms
they taste like different flavors
Those flavored condoms are marked, "Novelty use only". They don't actually offer any protection. You know that right?

I guess it's just a risk
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Just about the only STD ur gunna get from oral sex is herpes. And thats pretty much only if she is in the middle of an outbreak.

I have never heard of anyone using a condom for a *******, i dont really see the point, i doubt you will feel anything. May as well just not bother with oral at all if ur gunna use one.
 
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