"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Comedian to watch/ listen

frencha

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Anyone can recommend some comedians to watch. So far I got Dane Cook.

I just want to start listening to comedy as I am driving, thanks.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I only know mitch hedberg, george carlin and steven wright. Somehow I wouldn't be surprised if many people here like george carlin, but fromwhat I've read many people seem to dig mitch hedberg everwhere. If you want something to laugh I suggest you go watch south park, but I don't know how can you watch that while you are driving...
 

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Early George Carlin
Louis CK
Chris Rock
Mitch Hedberg
David Cross
George Lopez (although he seems to make more sense if you're hispanic, for some reason)

Sometimes Lewis Black
Robin Williams (Live on Broadway)
 

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Bill Hicks

Sam Kennison

Dennis Leary

Cheech and Chong

Richard Prior

Steve Martin

Bill Cosby

Dave Chapell

Lenny Bruce
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Not Dane Cook.

Pablo Francisco

Daniel Tosh <<<highly recommended

Bob Saget - awesome
 

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a lot of good ones said here.

dave chappelle is the funniest mofo ive ever heard in my life. this one in particular cracks my ass up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-lEzYZMo1k

aids and monkey sex. hilarious.

anyway. tosh is good, lewis black, christian finnegan has a funny comedy central presents. your best bet is to google "comedy central presents" and download a bunch of em wherever you get your sh1t from.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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If you want to see how to speak your mind and have unparalleled conversational skills, listen to Marc Maron, he's got a podcast. He also speaks about a lot of things that might involve you personally.
 
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