"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Comedian to watch/ listen
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
user43770
Guest
Dave Chapelle
Chris Rock
Kailex
Master Don Juan
Louis CK
Chris Rock
Mitch Hedberg
David Cross
George Lopez (although he seems to make more sense if you're hispanic, for some reason)
Sometimes Lewis Black
Robin Williams (Live on Broadway)
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
5string
Master Don Juan
dave chappelle is the funniest mofo ive ever heard in my life. this one in particular cracks my ass up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-lEzYZMo1k
aids and monkey sex. hilarious.
anyway. tosh is good, lewis black, christian finnegan has a funny comedy central presents. your best bet is to google "comedy central presents" and download a bunch of em wherever you get your sh1t from.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Serialized3
Master Don Juan
Katt Williams http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2NmT9zLld4
John Caparulo http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?title=john-caparulo-fired&videoId=12281