"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Comedian to watch/ listen
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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Guest
Dave Chapelle
Chris Rock
Kailex
Master Don Juan
Louis CK
Chris Rock
Mitch Hedberg
David Cross
George Lopez (although he seems to make more sense if you're hispanic, for some reason)
Sometimes Lewis Black
Robin Williams (Live on Broadway)
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
5string
Master Don Juan
dave chappelle is the funniest mofo ive ever heard in my life. this one in particular cracks my ass up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-lEzYZMo1k
aids and monkey sex. hilarious.
anyway. tosh is good, lewis black, christian finnegan has a funny comedy central presents. your best bet is to google "comedy central presents" and download a bunch of em wherever you get your sh1t from.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Serialized3
Master Don Juan
Katt Williams http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2NmT9zLld4
John Caparulo http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?title=john-caparulo-fired&videoId=12281