"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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Dave Chapelle
Chris Rock
Kailex
Master Don Juan
Louis CK
Chris Rock
Mitch Hedberg
David Cross
George Lopez (although he seems to make more sense if you're hispanic, for some reason)
Sometimes Lewis Black
Robin Williams (Live on Broadway)
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
5string
Master Don Juan
dave chappelle is the funniest mofo ive ever heard in my life. this one in particular cracks my ass up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-lEzYZMo1k
aids and monkey sex. hilarious.
anyway. tosh is good, lewis black, christian finnegan has a funny comedy central presents. your best bet is to google "comedy central presents" and download a bunch of em wherever you get your sh1t from.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Serialized3
Master Don Juan
Katt Williams http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2NmT9zLld4
John Caparulo http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?title=john-caparulo-fired&videoId=12281