"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dhoulmagus

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I'm majoring in something lucrative and I'm trying to maintain my focus, but god this place sucks. Please tell me it gets better after graduation.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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What I am getting from your posts is that you go to some school in the bible belt, and because you're not white, you're not getting laid.

Have you ever tried talking to chicks in your classes? They are not as racist as you think they are. Especially if you're funny. Race is only an issue if you make it one.
 

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I come from a town with an active kkk chapter. I had teachers in my high school get called n*gger and get run out of the school. Hell, I got in a fight because some f***** called me a n*gger. I still was optimistic/positive then. My college campus in my experience is 10 times worse. They don't give two **** about blacks unless you have a ball in your hand. All those KKK/white power racists let their defense down once they realized I was proper and not savage like. These self entitled/over sheltered little college conservative brats from cozy suburbia are worse.
 

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Transfer . Leave the school. if your not happy with something change it. Be a man and start making decisions that will benefit you and make you happy .I know I was going through something similar, I would try my hardest to get away. Stop feeling sorry for yourself, stop b1tching, and stop with these sorry posts. "I wish I was gay" Is not something any grown man who deserves respect would say.
 

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SmooveMooves said:
Transfer . Leave the school. if your not happy with something change it. Be a man and start making decisions that will benefit you and make you happy .I know I was going through something similar, I would try my hardest to get away. Stop feeling sorry for yourself, stop b1tching, and stop with these sorry posts. "I wish I was gay" Is not something any grown man who deserves respect would say.
This pretty much sums it up. If you hate it, just leave. If you stay, you are basically accepting everything that happens to you.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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SmooveMooves said:
Transfer . Leave the school. if your not happy with something change it. Be a man and start making decisions that will benefit you and make you happy .I know I was going through something similar, I would try my hardest to get away. Stop feeling sorry for yourself, stop b1tching, and stop with these sorry posts. "I wish I was gay" Is not something any grown man who deserves respect would say.
True but it might not be easy for him to just up and leave schools at a whim. The school might have one of the best programs in his degree or he is almost done with his degree or his life is based in that state. Who knows?
 
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