"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Check out this wicked new pick-up line: :D


You say: "Hey, what's your name?"

She says: "(insert name here), why?"

You say: "So I can know what to call the song I'm writing, about how I couldn't approach the girl I like(?)".

Or something in the sense lol................ :D :D :D :cool:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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i'm sorry, but that's pretty bad

why on earth would you use that
 
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Originally posted by MyNameIsTaken
No idea, I just somehow thought of it out of nowhere... :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
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do me a favor and never use it on anyone


































ever
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Next time you think of it out of no where. SHOOT YOURSELF. I hear there is a sale on guns at wal-mart.
 
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Hate to say it, but this one was pretty bad. But at least it was orginal, but even that doesn't count for much here.
 
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Originally posted by The Master Disaster
No it isn't.
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Have you ever used this approach,or heard it done?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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ok now ladies, no need to make things personal

but buddy, stick to writing songs about girls in the privacy and comfort of your room.
 
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here's one i used to meet and get together with my current gf:

at a party, like 30+ people in the room..go up to the girl

me: hey, i have a question for you
HB: whats that?
me: who do you think is the best looking girl in the room, and dont say yourself because then youre just one stuck up girl
HB: *points* she is
me: ok, thanks

i immediately left and went and talked to the girl she pointed at...it did help that i already knew that girl so it made it easier but it wouldnt be that hard to hold a little conversation with the other girl

for the rest of the night, the girl i talked to first was eyeing me and as i was leaving the party she came up to me and asked why i didnt talk to her anymore that night

i responded "well i usually like to go for the best looking girl, but maybe if you give me your number ill give you a try"

i called her back a couple days later and things went from there.

I did read this somewhere else, so I'm not taking full credit but it worked like a charm.
 
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