"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Check out this pick-up line...

Status
Not open for further replies.
M

MyNameIsTaken

Don Juan
Joined
Mar 26, 2005
Messages
56
Reaction score
0
Age
36
Location
Missing and presumed dead sexy.
Check out this wicked new pick-up line: :D


You say: "Hey, what's your name?"

She says: "(insert name here), why?"

You say: "So I can know what to call the song I'm writing, about how I couldn't approach the girl I like(?)".

Or something in the sense lol................ :D :D :D :cool:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

Read more...

V

Vincent

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jun 18, 2002
Messages
3,595
Reaction score
5
Age
40
i'm sorry, but that's pretty bad

why on earth would you use that
 
V

Vincent

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jun 18, 2002
Messages
3,595
Reaction score
5
Age
40
Originally posted by MyNameIsTaken
No idea, I just somehow thought of it out of nowhere... :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Click to expand...
do me a favor and never use it on anyone


































ever
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

T

The Master Disaster

Master Don Juan
Joined
Mar 30, 2005
Messages
510
Reaction score
2
Next time you think of it out of no where. SHOOT YOURSELF. I hear there is a sale on guns at wal-mart.
 
W

wavejams007

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 9, 2004
Messages
876
Reaction score
3
Age
39
Location
jacksonville, FL
Hate to say it, but this one was pretty bad. But at least it was orginal, but even that doesn't count for much here.
 
W

wavejams007

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 9, 2004
Messages
876
Reaction score
3
Age
39
Location
jacksonville, FL
Originally posted by The Master Disaster
No it isn't.
Click to expand...
Have you ever used this approach,or heard it done?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

Read more...

M

Mr. Debonaire

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 12, 2004
Messages
544
Reaction score
0
Age
39
Location
in front of my computer
ok now ladies, no need to make things personal

but buddy, stick to writing songs about girls in the privacy and comfort of your room.
 
W

WannabeDonJuan2

New Member
Joined
Mar 31, 2005
Messages
8
Reaction score
0
here's one i used to meet and get together with my current gf:

at a party, like 30+ people in the room..go up to the girl

me: hey, i have a question for you
HB: whats that?
me: who do you think is the best looking girl in the room, and dont say yourself because then youre just one stuck up girl
HB: *points* she is
me: ok, thanks

i immediately left and went and talked to the girl she pointed at...it did help that i already knew that girl so it made it easier but it wouldnt be that hard to hold a little conversation with the other girl

for the rest of the night, the girl i talked to first was eyeing me and as i was leaving the party she came up to me and asked why i didnt talk to her anymore that night

i responded "well i usually like to go for the best looking girl, but maybe if you give me your number ill give you a try"

i called her back a couple days later and things went from there.

I did read this somewhere else, so I'm not taking full credit but it worked like a charm.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
22 Rules for Massive Success With Women
Top