"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Check out this wicked new pick-up line: :D


You say: "Hey, what's your name?"

She says: "(insert name here), why?"

You say: "So I can know what to call the song I'm writing, about how I couldn't approach the girl I like(?)".

Or something in the sense lol................ :D :D :D :cool:
 

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i'm sorry, but that's pretty bad

why on earth would you use that
 
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Originally posted by MyNameIsTaken
No idea, I just somehow thought of it out of nowhere... :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
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do me a favor and never use it on anyone


































ever
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Next time you think of it out of no where. SHOOT YOURSELF. I hear there is a sale on guns at wal-mart.
 
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Hate to say it, but this one was pretty bad. But at least it was orginal, but even that doesn't count for much here.
 
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Originally posted by The Master Disaster
No it isn't.
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Have you ever used this approach,or heard it done?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ok now ladies, no need to make things personal

but buddy, stick to writing songs about girls in the privacy and comfort of your room.
 
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here's one i used to meet and get together with my current gf:

at a party, like 30+ people in the room..go up to the girl

me: hey, i have a question for you
HB: whats that?
me: who do you think is the best looking girl in the room, and dont say yourself because then youre just one stuck up girl
HB: *points* she is
me: ok, thanks

i immediately left and went and talked to the girl she pointed at...it did help that i already knew that girl so it made it easier but it wouldnt be that hard to hold a little conversation with the other girl

for the rest of the night, the girl i talked to first was eyeing me and as i was leaving the party she came up to me and asked why i didnt talk to her anymore that night

i responded "well i usually like to go for the best looking girl, but maybe if you give me your number ill give you a try"

i called her back a couple days later and things went from there.

I did read this somewhere else, so I'm not taking full credit but it worked like a charm.
 
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