"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

Read more...

Check out this pick-up line...

Status
Not open for further replies.

MyNameIsTaken

Don Juan
Joined
Mar 26, 2005
Messages
56
Reaction score
0
Age
36
Location
Missing and presumed dead sexy.
Check out this wicked new pick-up line: :D


You say: "Hey, what's your name?"

She says: "(insert name here), why?"

You say: "So I can know what to call the song I'm writing, about how I couldn't approach the girl I like(?)".

Or something in the sense lol................ :D :D :D :cool:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

Vincent

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jun 18, 2002
Messages
3,595
Reaction score
5
Age
40
i'm sorry, but that's pretty bad

why on earth would you use that
 

Vincent

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jun 18, 2002
Messages
3,595
Reaction score
5
Age
40
Originally posted by MyNameIsTaken
No idea, I just somehow thought of it out of nowhere... :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
do me a favor and never use it on anyone


































ever
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

The Master Disaster

Master Don Juan
Joined
Mar 30, 2005
Messages
510
Reaction score
2
Next time you think of it out of no where. SHOOT YOURSELF. I hear there is a sale on guns at wal-mart.
 

wavejams007

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 9, 2004
Messages
876
Reaction score
3
Age
39
Location
jacksonville, FL
Hate to say it, but this one was pretty bad. But at least it was orginal, but even that doesn't count for much here.
 

wavejams007

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 9, 2004
Messages
876
Reaction score
3
Age
39
Location
jacksonville, FL
Originally posted by The Master Disaster
No it isn't.
Have you ever used this approach,or heard it done?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

Read more...

Mr. Debonaire

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 12, 2004
Messages
544
Reaction score
0
Age
39
Location
in front of my computer
ok now ladies, no need to make things personal

but buddy, stick to writing songs about girls in the privacy and comfort of your room.
 

WannabeDonJuan2

New Member
Joined
Mar 31, 2005
Messages
8
Reaction score
0
here's one i used to meet and get together with my current gf:

at a party, like 30+ people in the room..go up to the girl

me: hey, i have a question for you
HB: whats that?
me: who do you think is the best looking girl in the room, and dont say yourself because then youre just one stuck up girl
HB: *points* she is
me: ok, thanks

i immediately left and went and talked to the girl she pointed at...it did help that i already knew that girl so it made it easier but it wouldnt be that hard to hold a little conversation with the other girl

for the rest of the night, the girl i talked to first was eyeing me and as i was leaving the party she came up to me and asked why i didnt talk to her anymore that night

i responded "well i usually like to go for the best looking girl, but maybe if you give me your number ill give you a try"

i called her back a couple days later and things went from there.

I did read this somewhere else, so I'm not taking full credit but it worked like a charm.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top