"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Chart: How Drunkness Affects Your Chances of Getting Laid

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i believe that chart is an attempt at humor.

put 6 drinks in me and the woman i take home will be severely dissapointed.

i almost aways drink 3:
2 rum and cokes
1 beer

has nothing to do with picking up women.
 
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I don't drink so that I can talk to women; I drink so that I can put up with the environment. I have a little bit of social anxiety and would never make it in a crowded bar/club while sober.
 
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A lot of young people here need alcohol to get laid.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I don't need alcohol, but I like the buzz a few drinks gives to me.

PS: the chart is just a joke
 
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TyTe`EyEz said:
I don't drink so that I can talk to women; I drink so that I can put up with the environment. I have a little bit of social anxiety and would never make it in a crowded bar/club while sober.
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I drink to get drunk. I like being drunk because it makes sh1t more fun.
 
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It also sucks to be the only sober person in a room full of drunks.
 
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TyTe`EyEz said:
It also sucks to be the only sober person in a room full of drunks.
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It's funny though when you can **** with their heads, both at the time and afterwards.
 
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speed dawg said:
I drink to get drunk. I like being drunk because it makes sh1t more fun.
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TyTe`EyEz said:
I don't drink so that I can talk to women; I drink so that I can put up with the environment. I have a little bit of social anxiety and would never make it in a crowded bar/club while sober.
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TyTe`EyEz said:
It also sucks to be the only sober person in a room full of drunks.
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Hughman said:
It's funny though when you can **** with their heads, both at the time and afterwards.
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No...being around drunk people when youre sober is annoying.
 
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I drink cause my clients pay me to drink with them. Take care of the clients and they take care of you. That's how we do it.
 
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oakraiderz2 said:
No...being around drunk people when youre sober is annoying.
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Sure, they are a pain, but you got to make the most of it and be positive. You can sulk in a corner whilst everyone else loosens up. Or you can show them that you don't need drink as a crutch.
 
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