"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Chart: How Drunkness Affects Your Chances of Getting Laid

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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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i believe that chart is an attempt at humor.

put 6 drinks in me and the woman i take home will be severely dissapointed.

i almost aways drink 3:
2 rum and cokes
1 beer

has nothing to do with picking up women.
 
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I don't drink so that I can talk to women; I drink so that I can put up with the environment. I have a little bit of social anxiety and would never make it in a crowded bar/club while sober.
 
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A lot of young people here need alcohol to get laid.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I don't need alcohol, but I like the buzz a few drinks gives to me.

PS: the chart is just a joke
 
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TyTe`EyEz said:
I don't drink so that I can talk to women; I drink so that I can put up with the environment. I have a little bit of social anxiety and would never make it in a crowded bar/club while sober.
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I drink to get drunk. I like being drunk because it makes sh1t more fun.
 
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It also sucks to be the only sober person in a room full of drunks.
 
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TyTe`EyEz said:
It also sucks to be the only sober person in a room full of drunks.
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It's funny though when you can **** with their heads, both at the time and afterwards.
 
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speed dawg said:
I drink to get drunk. I like being drunk because it makes sh1t more fun.
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TyTe`EyEz said:
I don't drink so that I can talk to women; I drink so that I can put up with the environment. I have a little bit of social anxiety and would never make it in a crowded bar/club while sober.
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TyTe`EyEz said:
It also sucks to be the only sober person in a room full of drunks.
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Hughman said:
It's funny though when you can **** with their heads, both at the time and afterwards.
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No...being around drunk people when youre sober is annoying.
 
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I drink cause my clients pay me to drink with them. Take care of the clients and they take care of you. That's how we do it.
 
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oakraiderz2 said:
No...being around drunk people when youre sober is annoying.
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Sure, they are a pain, but you got to make the most of it and be positive. You can sulk in a corner whilst everyone else loosens up. Or you can show them that you don't need drink as a crutch.
 
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