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Chart: How Drunkness Affects Your Chances of Getting Laid

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changeherways

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i believe that chart is an attempt at humor.

put 6 drinks in me and the woman i take home will be severely dissapointed.

i almost aways drink 3:
2 rum and cokes
1 beer

has nothing to do with picking up women.
 
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user43770

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I don't drink so that I can talk to women; I drink so that I can put up with the environment. I have a little bit of social anxiety and would never make it in a crowded bar/club while sober.
 

Smack

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A lot of young people here need alcohol to get laid.
 

Hughman

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I don't need alcohol, but I like the buzz a few drinks gives to me.

PS: the chart is just a joke
 

speed dawg

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TyTe`EyEz said:
I don't drink so that I can talk to women; I drink so that I can put up with the environment. I have a little bit of social anxiety and would never make it in a crowded bar/club while sober.
I drink to get drunk. I like being drunk because it makes sh1t more fun.
 
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It also sucks to be the only sober person in a room full of drunks.
 

Hughman

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TyTe`EyEz said:
It also sucks to be the only sober person in a room full of drunks.
It's funny though when you can **** with their heads, both at the time and afterwards.
 

Capt.Jack Sparrow

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speed dawg said:
I drink to get drunk. I like being drunk because it makes sh1t more fun.
TyTe`EyEz said:
I don't drink so that I can talk to women; I drink so that I can put up with the environment. I have a little bit of social anxiety and would never make it in a crowded bar/club while sober.
TyTe`EyEz said:
It also sucks to be the only sober person in a room full of drunks.
/SIGNED
 

oakraiderz2

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Hughman said:
It's funny though when you can **** with their heads, both at the time and afterwards.
No...being around drunk people when youre sober is annoying.
 

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I drink cause my clients pay me to drink with them. Take care of the clients and they take care of you. That's how we do it.
 

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oakraiderz2 said:
No...being around drunk people when youre sober is annoying.
Sure, they are a pain, but you got to make the most of it and be positive. You can sulk in a corner whilst everyone else loosens up. Or you can show them that you don't need drink as a crutch.
 
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