"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Chart: How Drunkness Affects Your Chances of Getting Laid

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i believe that chart is an attempt at humor.

put 6 drinks in me and the woman i take home will be severely dissapointed.

i almost aways drink 3:
2 rum and cokes
1 beer

has nothing to do with picking up women.
 
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I don't drink so that I can talk to women; I drink so that I can put up with the environment. I have a little bit of social anxiety and would never make it in a crowded bar/club while sober.
 

Smack

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A lot of young people here need alcohol to get laid.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Hughman

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I don't need alcohol, but I like the buzz a few drinks gives to me.

PS: the chart is just a joke
 

speed dawg

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TyTe`EyEz said:
I don't drink so that I can talk to women; I drink so that I can put up with the environment. I have a little bit of social anxiety and would never make it in a crowded bar/club while sober.
I drink to get drunk. I like being drunk because it makes sh1t more fun.
 
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It also sucks to be the only sober person in a room full of drunks.
 

Hughman

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TyTe`EyEz said:
It also sucks to be the only sober person in a room full of drunks.
It's funny though when you can **** with their heads, both at the time and afterwards.
 

Capt.Jack Sparrow

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speed dawg said:
I drink to get drunk. I like being drunk because it makes sh1t more fun.
TyTe`EyEz said:
I don't drink so that I can talk to women; I drink so that I can put up with the environment. I have a little bit of social anxiety and would never make it in a crowded bar/club while sober.
TyTe`EyEz said:
It also sucks to be the only sober person in a room full of drunks.
/SIGNED
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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oakraiderz2

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Hughman said:
It's funny though when you can **** with their heads, both at the time and afterwards.
No...being around drunk people when youre sober is annoying.
 

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I drink cause my clients pay me to drink with them. Take care of the clients and they take care of you. That's how we do it.
 

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oakraiderz2 said:
No...being around drunk people when youre sober is annoying.
Sure, they are a pain, but you got to make the most of it and be positive. You can sulk in a corner whilst everyone else loosens up. Or you can show them that you don't need drink as a crutch.
 
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