"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Challenge#1: Create A Neg 2005

dirtyvibe

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You: Hey, you're pretty.
You: Pretty ugly!
You: Laugh in her face.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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S-lemond

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hahahah i always use others (with my own lil twist of course) but HEY, sharing is caring (it can be fun) hahahahaha
 

SynapsyS

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Apologies if these have already been said, I don't have the time to wade through 3 pages of negs ;)

These were field tested yesterday.

Me: I like your hair today, especially the bits sticking out at odd angles.

Her reaction: SHUTTUP, THE RAIN MAKES MY HAIR GO WEIRD. You're mean ;).

Me: You shouldn't blame your hair.

Her: ... =O (tickles me)

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Her: I got 70 for my aviation exam!

Me: 70? Hey, thats not *too* bad at all. Well done.

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Me: Not ANOTHER clothing shop?! I mean, you have great taste in clothes, but your obsession is just a *little* creepy ;)

Her: (playpunches me in the ribs) :)

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I'm sure I'll remember some more later, but those were the best ones. I basically negged her, kino'd her, and C&F'd her ALL day. We went to the city for lunch, and we both had to get new shoes (never, ever, go shopping with a girl. Not a dating mistake, but 3 hours later....ugh :) Still, I did go back to her house afterwards...)
 

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"Nice skirt, you actually look presentable today."

You can substitute anything for skirt.
 

The Nice Guy is Gone

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I'll give this a shot

This I got from that hearing their steps post, and something I heard tonight. BTW, I didn't approach anyone tonight because I was watching the game, was tire, and was not in the mood.

Anyways: You hear this hb walking b/c her shoes are loud;

me: Those are nice shoes, if you want me to hear you coming from a mile away.

What do you think?

That may just be mean--but I don't know; I'll have to try it out sometime
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Swoop

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Some of the ones you guys come up are pure insults not negs imo. But quite funny though haha
 

SynapsyS

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Originally posted by dirtyvibe
You: Hey, you're pretty.
You: Pretty ugly!
You: Laugh in her face.
That'll get you slapped. Or she'll just cry.

I agree with Swoop (partially). The point of a neg hit is to both compliment her and insult her, all in the same phrase, so it confuses the hell out of her, and all the other things it does (read: bible).

I'll try some more out today on some of my girl friends, see how they respond. Knowing one in particular, i'ma have sore ribs when I get back.

Syn.
 

qweretyuiopas

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Originally posted by dirtyvibe
You: Hey, you're pretty.
You: Pretty ugly!
You: Laugh in her face.
Originally posted by SynapsyS
That'll get you slapped. Or she'll just cry.
I think that comment from dirtyvibe was a joke I think he purposely said an insult because so many of you were sayin those were insults so he just threw out a obvious insult that was quite funny I might add, if im wrong dirtyvibe tell me.
 

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Originally posted by almost perfect
:confused: don't get it but maybe because i'm american.here are a few off the top of my head:
snakebite=beer+cider+red cordial

turns tongue red
turns stomach inside out
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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almost perfect

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although i know shezz had the best intentions in making this thread, i think he made many of the newer DJ's think that neg hits should be used on a regular basis. when i learned about them i was constantly warned only to use them with super super hot girls, and even then only use them on those super hot girls if they placed themselves on a pedestal above me. so far i've never found myself in a situation where i needed a neg hit.

unfortunately because of this thread there may be quite a few more girls out there getting insulted under the guise of a neg hit.
 

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Originally posted by almost perfect
although i know shezz had the best intentions in making this thread, i think he made many of the newer DJ's think that neg hits should be used on a regular basis. when i learned about them i was constantly warned only to use them with super super hot girls, and even then only use them on those super hot girls if they placed themselves on a pedestal above me. so far i've never found myself in a situation where i needed a neg hit.

unfortunately because of this thread there may be quite a few more girls out there getting insulted under the guise of a neg hit.
WINNER!
 
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