ShizamDaMan
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Mar 26, 2003
- Messages
- 1,113
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p3d0ph1l1ng
Trust me, you will get attention using this one
Trust me, you will get attention using this one
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Catchy Screenname
- Thread starter CoRVeTTe6699
- Start date
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
MindOverMatter
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- May 21, 2004
- Messages
- 1,887
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BillCowherJaw
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
anything with "fun" in it
triple_ultima
Senior Don Juan
You have bad taste in music so please don't include any of your musical taste in your screen name. And pick something better that CoRvEttttee6699 or whatever. Be creative. Don't use something derivative and stupid like "want2boneu" or something equally stupid.
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
TrendyVette69
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
Oh, shut up with that garbage.
Since you're obviously a Corvette fan, I'd say something like "LifesGr8WithaV8"
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
That's because you live in Washington, smart guy. Your girls are the ugliest girls in all 50 states. Around here, nobody gives a damn about the sluts, because hot girls who are NOT sluts are too easy to find.