Catchy Screenname

[ShizamDaMan]

p3d0ph1l1ng

Trust me, you will get attention using this one

 

[MindOverMatter]

BillCowherJaw

 

[Bible_Belt]

anything with "fun" in it

 

[triple_ultima]

You have bad taste in music so please don't include any of your musical taste in your screen name. And pick something better that CoRvEttttee6699 or whatever. Be creative. Don't use something derivative and stupid like "want2boneu" or something equally stupid.

 

[Dimebag_Darrell]

TrendyVette69

 

[MetalFortress]

Originally posted by CoRVeTTe6699

Having a good screen name is important because it gives you an image online. Especially when talking to girls. They give you an image based on your screen name.

Oh, shut up with that garbage.

Since you're obviously a Corvette fan, I'd say something like "LifesGr8WithaV8"

 

[MetalFortress]

Originally posted by WORKEROUTER
Man you're 19. Why the hell are you still playing around with IM.

That was really cool when you're like 14.

All the girls I know who are hot never go online anymore. Usually, they're out going to parties, getting banged, etc.

That's because you live in Washington, smart guy. Your girls are the ugliest girls in all 50 states. Around here, nobody gives a damn about the sluts, because hot girls who are NOT sluts are too easy to find.