ShizamDaMan
Master Don Juan
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p3d0ph1l1ng
Trust me, you will get attention using this one
Trust me, you will get attention using this one
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Catchy Screenname
- Thread starter CoRVeTTe6699
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
MindOverMatter
Master Don Juan
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- May 21, 2004
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BillCowherJaw
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
anything with "fun" in it
triple_ultima
Senior Don Juan
You have bad taste in music so please don't include any of your musical taste in your screen name. And pick something better that CoRvEttttee6699 or whatever. Be creative. Don't use something derivative and stupid like "want2boneu" or something equally stupid.
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
TrendyVette69
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
Oh, shut up with that garbage.
Since you're obviously a Corvette fan, I'd say something like "LifesGr8WithaV8"
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
That's because you live in Washington, smart guy. Your girls are the ugliest girls in all 50 states. Around here, nobody gives a damn about the sluts, because hot girls who are NOT sluts are too easy to find.