ShizamDaMan
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Mar 26, 2003
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p3d0ph1l1ng
Trust me, you will get attention using this one
Trust me, you will get attention using this one
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Catchy Screenname
- Thread starter CoRVeTTe6699
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
MindOverMatter
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- May 21, 2004
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- 1,887
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BillCowherJaw
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
anything with "fun" in it
triple_ultima
Senior Don Juan
You have bad taste in music so please don't include any of your musical taste in your screen name. And pick something better that CoRvEttttee6699 or whatever. Be creative. Don't use something derivative and stupid like "want2boneu" or something equally stupid.
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
TrendyVette69
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
Oh, shut up with that garbage.
Since you're obviously a Corvette fan, I'd say something like "LifesGr8WithaV8"
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
That's because you live in Washington, smart guy. Your girls are the ugliest girls in all 50 states. Around here, nobody gives a damn about the sluts, because hot girls who are NOT sluts are too easy to find.