"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Casanovas fourteen year old bride!

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Currently reading Casanovas memoirs. I notice back in the 1700's men actually had sex with 14 year olds & everyone was ok with this. Law must of obviously been different back then.

I'm on the third volume now & Casanova has just met a fourteen year old girl. He has smoothed her family over & told the reader he is in love with the girl & is going to give her a ring.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Currently reading Casanovas memoirs. I notice back in the 1700's men actually had sex with 14 year olds & everyone was ok with this. Law must of obviously been different back then.

I'm on the third volume now & Casanova has just met a fourteen year old girl. He has smoothed her family over & told the reader he is in love with the girl & is going to give her a ring.
Great!

There's another one of my heroes down the drain!

First I learn that Mystery is a little b1tch phaggot, now this.

But seriously I think Benjamin Franklin did the same thing.
 

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My last girlfriend lost her virginity at 14.

God made women fertile at that age. Was God a perv? It's only society that holds us back until age 18. Then women are old at 22.

I think that 15 is adulthood and 16 should be age of consent (as many states are).
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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You must be an idiot or highly uneducated. Probably both. In the past centuries and different civilizations for example Shakespearean times. Individuals were adults at the age of 15 around there. As life spans were rather short due(maybe 40s if lucky) to diseases and the unsanitary living conditions
 

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Currently reading Casanovas memoirs. I notice back in the 1700's men actually had sex with 14 year olds & everyone was ok with this. Law must of obviously been different back then.
Heck, in the '50s, a 13 year old woman could get married in a state like Mississippi; just ask Jerry Lee Lewis! :eek::eek:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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